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Van Dennis

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He/his, early 30s, media writer, as seen on @unwinnable.com Talks about movies, videogames, TV, and the Seattle mariners (and also anime, cars & lefty politics)

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Like, I don't want to sound impolite, but the thing is I keep on having to explain over and over again that "the problem with oil is that it's disposable and the minerals which make solar panels and batteries stick around to be recycled" and I feel like equivocating the technologies is dishonest.

06.03.2026 21:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 95 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

who needs ketel marteeeeee

06.03.2026 21:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

of course cole young pops the fuck off when the cameras literally aren't rolling

06.03.2026 21:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is randy trying to get a picture with the fans as the game is going on??

06.03.2026 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dreamed of times like this

06.03.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FS1 broadcasters saying the mariners are a team to be reckoned with ๐Ÿฅฐ

06.03.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this has to be the first time Munoz is pitching with a lead of 7 runs ๐Ÿคฃ

06.03.2026 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MUNEY'S WARMING UP

06.03.2026 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Taiwan's goal for this game should be to not get mercy rule'd by the 5th inning

06.03.2026 10:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

going through the trade history of the miami marlins and receiving psychic damage over the fact that during the mid 2010s, ichiro, josh naylor, AND luis castillo were all in that organization at the same time.

06.03.2026 07:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how the hell does my 360 have a save file for this, I don't think I bought it digitally??

06.03.2026 06:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and if I were to say that GRID 2 was driveclub but done right?

06.03.2026 06:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Never forget that this what The Washington Post said when Noem was nominated.

06.03.2026 02:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 12454 ๐Ÿ” 2742 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 726 ๐Ÿ“Œ 175

Democrats new bold slogan for the midterms: "we *don't* want you to die!"

06.03.2026 04:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot from The Pitt: Nurse Donnie speaks to a fox furry with her fursuit head removed. Caption: - Yep. You have heat exhaustion.

Screenshot from The Pitt: Nurse Donnie speaks to a fox furry with her fursuit head removed. Caption: - Yep. You have heat exhaustion.

๐Ÿšจ FURRY ON THE PITT ๐Ÿšจ

06.03.2026 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 249 ๐Ÿ” 36 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

Kid knows the deal

06.03.2026 04:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HAGUE
NOW

06.03.2026 04:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 460 ๐Ÿ” 101 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My tax dollars going to (more) war instead of trips to the country club for a change, awesome

06.03.2026 04:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(possibly) NOT COMPLETELY OUR FAULT, THE JUICED BALLS WERE SNUCK BACK IN

06.03.2026 03:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going HAM in the closet eh?

06.03.2026 03:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so in my LG nuzlock run I kept getting poisoned by wild weedles and in a new route I caught one, named it "STD" out of annoyance, decided to leave it in a daycare to level up and *boy* the dialogue that ensued made me laugh to an embarrassing extent

05.03.2026 23:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you know the game's been rough when rick rizzs sounds bored

05.03.2026 23:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

can the padres record two more hits?

05.03.2026 23:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

honestly the most horrifying thing about this game isn't the score, it's how many guys the Ms have left on base: 20

05.03.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can there be a spectrum of fucks though?
Because I do often say "hey... this kinda fucks" and "yeah, it fucks" instead of an outright "this FUCKS"

05.03.2026 22:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Padres are just getting in their licks now because they know they'll continue to not stand a chance in the regular season

05.03.2026 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one, one gaming journo who actually likes and plays racing games made after 2007, that's all I ask for

05.03.2026 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Forza Horizon 6's Take on Tokyo Looks Beautiful but Barren There's no question FH6's Tokyo is the richest city the series has ever had. But it's looking a long way from feeling lived-in.

[forza horizon 6 has an unimpressive pre-launch showcase]
... okay cue adam ismail whining about it on the thedrive and goddammit I was kidding www.thedrive.com/news/forza-h...

05.03.2026 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shout out to everyone who welcomed to Joe Rogan to the resistance because he said he didn't vote for what was happening in Minneapolis

05.03.2026 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 83 ๐Ÿ” 26 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Roses are red
Orchids are wired

05.03.2026 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 353 ๐Ÿ” 64 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0