Winston but without a clever username

Pine-apples are not very popular, since their juice is mostly just pine sap and it makes them taste like floor cleaner (and also they're incredibly toxic).

Jesus, and here I (and my whole-ass RPG group) am, still on IRC.

I must be nothing but a cloud of crumbled bone dust by now.

"Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake."
- A famous saying in chess

oh goodie evil catgirl is doing the "pointing out that the other option would have been better and you probably should have voted for the better thing is EXACTLY THE SAME AS WANTING GENOCIDE" disingenuous shit-take.

God also said, "The day you eat this fruit, you'll die."

But the snake said, "No you won't."

And they didn't die.

So who's the liar?

...And onions? Please tell me it's liver and onions.

Good. Every former President should expect to be questioned about crimes they commit while in office. That's how it ALWAYS SHOULD HAVE BEEN.

The surgery to remove all their bones is difficult, expensive, and often criticized as very cruel.

Please don't support this terrible industry by buying boneless wings :(

"Firefox has encountered a problem with Windows"

I think part of the problem with that kind of thing is that it works ONCE, for one person, by accident.

Then they tell the story, and a bunch of people think that's how it's done, so a filter gets put on it because most of the next batch of people who try it are hacks wasting the editor's time.

Flaming arrows are specifically called out during trials at The Hague for being a war crime *and* a crime of love. Defendants flip a coin to decide death by hanging, or death by eroticism.

It's a little messed up, but hey, so is playing with peoples' hearts (and war crimes are heinous too I guess).

Purple is a confusing color because it's half blue and half red. Statisticians don't know what to do with purple.

He's in jail for inappropriate Yelp reviewing.

It's about two kings, but queens are way more powerful.

Another instance of men erasing women's contributions from history. :(

I kinda like that copyright expiration means I can buy copies of a ton of classic books and stuff for like $10 instead of $100 because "fuck you, we formed a corporate trust to hold the rights to this literally forever to maximize our rent-seeking so pay up."

With a cat pawing around in its brain like that, the apple (now a lobotomized drooling cretin) doesn't have long to live. But that's okay. The cat will move on to a new apple after this one croaks it. There's always more apples.

Democracy was predicated on an expectation that the people who got to vote would be educated enough to understand the importance and consequences of their voting.

Conservatives realized they could hijack democracy by undermining this precondition, and then diluting voter blocs with gerrymandering.

LUNK

Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti “We are heartbroken but also very angry. Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.

"Please get the truth out about our son."

I didn't think I was going to see Technology Connections tipsy-post but I kinda like it?

...Just, umm, maybe don't do it TOO frequently, of course. Being spicy is best sprinkled a little as a spice, not a staple.

Ahem, I think you mean "porpoiseful."

Muppet an R Rated Movie:

Eyes Wide Kermit

Oh geeze thanks now I've got the "munchies" for a "California cheeseburger"

The conundrum they're bound to run into is, once all the garbage is eaten and the planet is cleaned up, what will everyone eat?

They're crazy. Louvers are undeniably cool.

Ruin a band by changing one letter

The Rolling Scones

What would happen if Rowling died in the near future?

Well, I'd sip my drink, and say, "So anyway..." and, uh, I guess after that it's pretty situational.

Giving Pumpkins a Moderately Stern Talking-to

Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only