Erica Goode

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Anyway. I would *never* walk any of my German Shepherds off leash anywhere but my own yard.

I've stupid shit and reckless shit on my dog walks. But this morning, I saw the truly unhinged. At dawn, a black German Shepherd not only off leash but the owner with no leash. It came over to Ustinov as I tried to deflect it, and surprise! It started a fight.

Some people should not have dogs.

Well, this was an outstanding dive into all the elements at play.

a man in a striped sweater sits on a couch in front of a window Alt: a man in a striped sweater sits on a couch in front of a window eating popcorn

I usually don't go for these types of shows, but for this I would make an exception.

I am honestly shocked that they thought that was a sufficient explanation. No one in her office could come up with something better? It would still be bullshit, but at least not a word salad of nothing.

a picture of a ladder that says mnf on the top Alt: a picture of a lemonade stand (metaphor)

What if that steel cage is inside a bigger steel cage, so that whoever survives opens the door and there is another billionaire with a chainsaw, again and again, and then at the end, the last one standing get some lemonade.

I am not in Maine, but I think it is important to have very clear red lines. Whether he is truly remorseful is, at this point, irrelevant. He has proven himself unready for any campaign, let alone a senatorial one. He should try local politics first, if any.

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Pictures of two swarmy shit eaters with the text underneath "2 Young Billionaires Are Behind the Prediction Market Boom. They Hate Each Other" NPR

I hate them both. Bless.

God damn it, @bynum.house.gov. I hate that you are my rep.

Keep that island vibe for as long as you can, dude.

A profile of an orange tabby sitting with her front legs tucked under her and with her red Christmas bow tie collar with red jingle bell berries on

It's seen better days.

Marker art of a roller skating potato (with flames) that reads “Poskato Champion”.

The birthday card my son drew for my niece “Potato”.

His mom is his only customer. Nice way to make ends meet that most people don't have.

A view from the top of an orange tabby cat sitting on the carpet next to a dog bed with a white German Shepherd in it next to a chaise lounge with a red blanket on it and a brown tabby curled up against the gold pillows

I returned home to absolute SCENES in the living room. Little Baby, who only comes down in the evenings when the littles are in their room - and even then, only occasionally - is curled up on the chaise lounge. SHE HAS BEEN BROKEN. *weeps with joy*

Oh so it’s Markwayne Mullin that has to fuck Cory Lewandowski now in these DHS taxpayer-funded flying fuck-palaces they ordered?

Countdown to the tied-for-worst day of the year for people with pets and/or kids has begun, aka Spring Forward. Other worst day is Fall Back. There is no good one - the change to the schedule is just crap.

I did it years ago, and I would still see my profile on searches. We need legislation that makes deletion quick, easy, and permanent.

First update: he's made friends with a heeler. Not fully settled in, but he's only been there three and half days.

It was actually a very quick reference just to his name, but then I talked about his concept of society as a body in answer to a question. A guy came up afterward and was like, "I can't remember ever being to talk that included Edmund Burke."

a man in a black suit says do it in white letters Alt: a man in a black suit says do it in white letters

I had the Liverpool match on my phone carefully placed on my purse while I checked in at the doctor yesterday.

a little girl wearing a leopard print shirt is making a face Alt: a little girl wearing a leopard print shirt is making a face

Someone in the audience for the talk I just gave knew my Edmund Burke reference.

What a shrimp dick little fucker. I hope he rides a missile straight into the sun.

Ripley saying “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”

Mood

Oh, no dogs are dead, thank God. Haku is spending a month on Sauvie Island for obedience training to try to address his absolute hatred of other dogs when I walk him. We don't get to visit him until 20 days in, which is a really long time.

A black German Shepherd puppy sitting against a very large white German Shepherd, the view from behind them

The same two dogs, but now the puppy is full grown, but still smaller than the big white one, the view from behind

I miss my dog. I know this is for his own good and the good of our family, but this is going to be a long month.

Where was the friendly fire when we needed it?

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Christ, shit is dire. Thank God this video was made. I hope the younglings know about it. Top 5 things Chevy has done. (Fletch 1 and 2 count as one.)

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