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Josh A.

@slappyj5

Girl Dad πŸ‘§Soccer Dad ⚽️ Dog Dad 🐢Reluctant Grownup πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ Woke yet usually tired πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Eventual Sci-fi Author πŸ‘½ Sports Lunatic πŸˆπŸ’β›³οΈβšΎοΈ Trying to get in touch w my Emojions πŸ˜€πŸ˜­πŸ₯ΊπŸ€¬πŸ€’ Sober 6️⃣ yrs and counting 🀘

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This should make the tables at Bulls game tailgates even more nervous!

07.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump said…

07.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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an older woman is sitting in a chair and saying fa sho fa sho !!! ALT: an older woman is sitting in a chair and saying fa sho fa sho !!!
06.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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two women are hugging each other and one is making a funny face ALT: two women are hugging each other and one is making a funny face

But the DOW is (was) at 50,000!!!

06.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Literal β€œO” Face

06.03.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha!

Also

😭 😭 😭

05.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Us Mets fans can’t really point and laugh because disaster is always lurking around us.

04.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Describe MAGA in 200 letters or less:

β€œnot 100% clear” but β€œthat’s not to suggest I don’t support 100% what is happening””

03.03.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Describe MAGA in 200 letters or less:

β€œnot 100% clear” but β€œthat’s not to suggest I don’t support 100% what is happening””

03.03.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man playing a guitar on a stage with a microphone ALT: a man playing a guitar on a stage with a microphone

β€œYou might die tryin” - Dave Matthews Band

It’s become the anthem of my sobriety (6+ years, yo!! πŸ’™)

03.03.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least us golf normies can relate. He will be ok. I’ll be betting him to win for the next few tournaments

02.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Made this a few weeks ago. Please steal and share

28.02.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with his hands on his face and the word accurate written on the bottom ALT: a man with his hands on his face and the word accurate written on the bottom
28.02.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Probably the wrong one

#JETS

✈️

27.02.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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26.02.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can probably bet it on Kalshi.

23.02.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bad news: well that’s one thing I have in common with them. Dammit.

Good news: I’m sober 6 years and counting.

Also I’m not a piece of shit like they are.

Also I don’t protect pedophiles.

πŸ’™

23.02.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing sunglasses and a hat is holding a clock and says you know what time it is ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a hat is holding a clock and says you know what time it is

Just go full on Flav!!

22.02.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a bald man with glasses is laughing while holding a glass of wine and saying i see what you did there . ALT: a bald man with glasses is laughing while holding a glass of wine and saying i see what you did there .

Hahaha!!

Trees fear me!!

21.02.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey yo whoa!!! Please don’t lump us all in as one bunch of cultists. Agree - many are. Especially the ones at the rich person country clubs.

I would relish the opportunity to hit the 🀑 🀴 with a drive. Just make him stand in front of a tree way to the right of the first fairway and I’d hit him.

21.02.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yes we can. And we will.

21.02.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m hopeful this will be over sooner rather than later. But I’m also preparing myself for the full term.

This presidency needs to be aborted.

21.02.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I only dislike West Ham because of Ted Lasso. That is unfair of me.

21.02.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Betty White will always be Rose Nylund

21.02.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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21.02.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like when they think he cares about them, or cares about anyone but himself.

Hilarious and ridiculous.

21.02.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine one played for Tampa?

21.02.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh and she will be one of the 2 Flag Bearers for us. Pretty solid couple of days!!

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