Mono 🇦🇺 🏳️‍🌈

feeling fat after eating a family size box of chocolate coated micros😂

Mind completely swamped with thoughts of protecting feet, keeping feet safe at it's expensive. All while getting pummelled into shape with each heavy step.

Deffinetly the liquor

Maybe A pair of black and white flipflops

Finally! you need some obedience training.

Becoming a stain on maneys paw would have been such an upgrade for them.

Its been a while i should probably flatten a few city's and squish some folks, otherwise i might lose my Macro Menace certification.

Reduced to an outline.

The ones i just had on for 10 hours? Unconscious at best.

So hung over, feels like I've been hit by a bus, why am i awake?
only had a few hard-rated lemon's. I've turned into a light-weight in my old age, Uni Liam would be so disappointed. 😂

Much obliged 😊

What a shit day. I need to be kneaded, squished, shaped into a grey amorphous ball and rolled about under a paw for a few hours.

That would fix me.

Insole tf is like a massive weekness for me 🥵

Got to be some joke about squirrels and nuts i can make.

yeh you would

The lion is sated....for now.

Dam, shame I'm not a goth girl.

So i crashed out and badended a small regional city. My bad. But now I've got these little SCP weirdos stalking me, i mean get a life.

yves flattened by a steamroller, with taylor sitting over them. yves is wearing a shirt that's been cut down the middle, and taylor is wearing yves' leather vest. there is a pair of scissors near taylor, and a mostly-steamrolled guitar by yves.

get steamrolled, punk!

One Click Deeper

WHY do the micros not watch where I'm walking! now i need more wet wipes *Angry Fox Noises*

how humiliating, would never live it down.

Why communicate when there are hijinx to be had!

How drunk are you right now?

Check the skull, I suspect it's completely hollow and empty😋

Valentine's day? guess it's time to turn some couples into heart shaped smears.

Commission for @mouszy.bsky.social and @nwnzach.bsky.social

#Feet #Paws #Goo #Macro #Micro #Absorption #Furryart

FACTS!

The full-bodied kind that leaves you drained and sore

Imagine being a conscious sticker stuck to the deck of a skateboard, helpless and just hoping they don't do any grinds.