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Blogger, Defector co-founder, enjoyer of flowers and birds. https://defector.com/author/chris-thompson chris.thompson@defector.com

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Correction. Orwell never said this. He did however, warn that: "political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.” (That's Politics and the English Language, one of my favorite essays)

05.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 3557 πŸ” 942 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 12

my defense secretary is going on tv every day to do sephiroth voice on the verge of tears

06.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 258 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

they want one SO bad

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 180 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
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How I Became A Target For Right-Wing Freaks At The Australian Open | Defector Before I went to Melbourne in January to cover the Australian Open for Defector and a couple other publications, I spent some time in New Zealand with my family. We lived there for five years when I w...

owen is a champ, i'm super proud that he was once a Defector intern defector.com/how-i-became...

05.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All these companies are like "We can't just turn these chatbot services off," really, I'm old enough to remember Vine

05.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 1470 πŸ” 227 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 14

Especially amazing given that Trump completely β€œobliterated” Iran’s nuclear capabilities just eight months ago.

04.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 755 πŸ” 154 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5
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amazing blog torontolife.com/deep-dives/m...

04.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

03.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 8046 πŸ” 1929 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 67
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Americans Stranded in the Middle East Aren’t Getting Help from the State Department β€œPlease do not rely on the U.S. government for assisted departure or evacuation,” a State department hotline said when NOTUS called Tuesday afternoon.

NEWS: Americans were told to evacuate the Middle East β€” but the State Dept is not helping them do it.

We called the State hotline. First thing you hear is an automated message: "Do not rely on the U.S. government for assisted departure or evacuation."

03.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 4589 πŸ” 2226 πŸ’¬ 440 πŸ“Œ 494

Hey, remember how we let a nazi near-trillionaire annihilate the US state capacity? I know it was a whole year ago, but it turns out that this has consequences beyond "murdering 14 million people by ending USAID" (which apparently no one cared about).

03.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 1183 πŸ” 409 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 10
Bernie Sander’s 2028 litmus test would strangle America’s golden goose

Bernie Sander’s 2028 litmus test would strangle America’s golden goose

Surprise! The Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post is against my 5% billionaire wealth tax. I wonder why?

If enacted, Bezos would owe $12 billion in taxes, and an average family of 4 would receive a $12,000 direct payment.

Poor Jeff would be left with just $224 billion to survive.

03.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 6819 πŸ” 1964 πŸ’¬ 187 πŸ“Œ 109

Abolish ICE has a +11 approval β€” which means it is *32 points* more popular than Donald Trump

Ask yourself: does corporate media portray that accurately?

03.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 2631 πŸ” 834 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 15
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By Tesla's own math, it reveals that its robotaxis are 4x worse at driving than humans, with redactions hiding even more details | Fortune By NHTSA standards, the Tesla Robotaxis are 8x worse than human drivers.

About every 57k miles driven by Musk’s robotaxis one gets into a wreck. That’s four times the rate of humans.

02.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 1965 πŸ” 708 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 42
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First, it’s a mistake to say that Trump got America into war on Saturday. What he did was respond to a war that Iran has been waging against the United States since 1979.

Screenshot of text: First, it’s a mistake to say that Trump got America into war on Saturday. What he did was respond to a war that Iran has been waging against the United States since 1979.

Cool hey did anything happen *before* 1979 between the United States and Iran

02.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 4717 πŸ” 774 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 34

I’m currently reviewing whether the last brownie was improperly eaten in a father-related scarfing, as has been alleged.

25.02.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 294 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
We're clear-eyed: Every AI company and investor has massive incentive to hype the most glorious AI case. So the technology might never live up to its promise.

    But this would require every CEO of America's seven biggest companies to be collectively delusional about where they're spending trillions in combined capital.

We're clear-eyed: Every AI company and investor has massive incentive to hype the most glorious AI case. So the technology might never live up to its promise. But this would require every CEO of America's seven biggest companies to be collectively delusional about where they're spending trillions in combined capital.

wow is it possible for seven people to all be wrong about something?

www.axios.com/2025/09/02/a...

02.09.2025 23:51 πŸ‘ 3865 πŸ” 613 πŸ’¬ 120 πŸ“Œ 169

receiving a letter from my lady love after eight months at sea reading β€œI have oft thought fondly of thy todger” and getting so horny I bore a hole through the keel

30.06.2024 15:31 πŸ‘ 351 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

This doesn’t sound like the Wesley R. Dingus I know

20.02.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 2480 πŸ” 370 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 10
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Emerald Fennell Now Going Moor-To-Moor Trying To Shock People | Defector β€œMy sister Emily loved the moors,” wrote Charlotte BrontΓ«, in the introduction to a selection of Emily’s poems published in 1850. Emily had died in 1848, and had not lived to see the publication of th...

i hated the shit out of this adaptation defector.com/emerald-fenn...

19.02.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 248 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 18

not counting Emerald Fennell’s Wuthering Heights, I think mine is the one Star Wars movie, where Palpatine returns

18.02.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s Danβ€οΈβ€πŸ©ΉπŸ¦…

16.02.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 3380 πŸ” 363 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 11

two that come to mind are Fierce Attachments and Crook Manifesto. Fierce Attachments isn’t strictly *about* New York City but it’s a hell of an important character

15.02.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

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A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."

A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."

10.02.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 8261 πŸ” 1594 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 32

always so funny to me when people are like β€œhow am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. β€œwhy did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

10.02.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 14525 πŸ” 2923 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 455

"deprofessionalizing" fields that are majority-women...not by accident!

08.02.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 223 πŸ” 118 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time

09.02.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 6813 πŸ” 991 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 44

i worry that a 5-year stretch of nothing but ads for NFTs, bitcoin, and AI is a long enough gap that this nation's once-great advertising industry will forget how to sell a product people actually want

09.02.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 4730 πŸ” 632 πŸ’¬ 100 πŸ“Œ 35