I will not know peace until every automobile on earth is a SMOLDERING PILE OF SCRAP METAL

In the past 2 weeks I've had 4 near hits from people just running through red lights and stop signs and recklessly barreling around corners

I swear to god people are ACTUALLY trying to kill me on the roads lately I hate having to drive a car so fucking much

Microsoft needs to get its shit together with Windows because we cannot let the Linux users know that they were right all along

Every time they make a liberty mutual commercial an angel is flayed alive

Patting you on the head and telling you how great your crayon drawing is before calling everyone for snack time of cookies and juice boxes

I can't really be your daddy but I could be your daycare attendant

Bulls, bears, roos and lions (especially if they're big and round)

Yeah man

This is what you should picture when you hear me say this btw

I do understand why some people take umbrage with "The power of love" in stories; however, it's epic and awesome if you're not a hater

omg hiiiii

What if I made him bigger because I'm fucked up and evil?

hi im moomoo .w.

They don't know that Manager is the most important character in drox lore

What if I made him bigger because I'm fucked up and evil?

Either bsky is eating replies/reposts or pulling them out of thin air?

I keep seeing phantom notes on my posts and it's kinda driving me crazy

Have a speed Manager I drew for a little practice and because my brain has been dissolving in sulfuric acid the past few weeks and arting is hard

That screenshot of the bedroom in Mario Artist Studio is burned into my brain I want to live in an N64 bedroom so bad it makes me want to throw up

It's like the pinnacle of art for me. I'm mad that things don't look like this anymore.

I wanna master the sauce that N64 era Mario games had I feel like that aesthetic is under appreciated

My new visual novel, which will subvert all VN conventions and expectations by being a completely normal dating sim with normal characters

Nothing makes you appreciate food more than getting over a stomach bug oh my god I love you food never leave me again

I just got a word from GameFreak saying all the new starters will not only become anthros they're all going to have fat asses and juicy tits

a man with a beard is standing in front of a table with the words `` is this story true or did we just invent it '' ALT: a man with a beard is standing in front of a table with the words `` is this story true or did we just invent it ''

I just signed up for PoopSky.

I'm wiping and repooping all the poops on PoopSky.

I need all the cells in my body to be immune cells. I don't CARE if you're bifidobacterium. I don't CARE if you're ruminococcus. I need ALL OF YOU to ATTACK

I hate being sick man how am I getting mogged by some shit that aint even got a nucleus