Tess

Omg I would die

It still bothers me, in the preorder packs, there's a box set of 12 urbanmechs. I didn't pick one up and I still think about that mistake today

a 3d model of a robot with a gun ALT: a 3d model of a robot with a gun

I wanna do one of those "trade up" videos at a battletech convention. Except I know the very first trade I'll be handed a company of urbies and that's a frikkin short video. I'll walk out a victor right then and there.

But how do we prove it wasn't gene memory?

No, no more.

If you record videos from your car. I find you undeserved of respect.

UNLESS those videos are about the homelessness epidemic.

There's now an entire generation that doesn't know how to dance the Macarena. Like not one.

K, hold up.

Have y'all watched Cardinal yet? Wow!

My unit is coming under increasing fire from trolls lately. Most likely because I'm starting to cross the threshold of success.

I've spoken with the other really active members and the votes are unanimous, we're still having open invites. Rather take out the trash then deny real players

A young man decided to get into it with me. Which is fine.

He wants full on unit vs unit batchalls. Honestly my favorite thing

"Who's your C.O. then?"

"Dunno"

"Unit designation?"

"RYLT and they will destroy you"

"Fucking unlikely bro, I'm the C.O. of that unit"

Always check friends.

Wild idea.
Maybe stop voting to make more guns? Less taking over of other countries when you can't care for your own people? I dunno bud, I'm just spitballin here but the proliferation of weapons has clearly led to just, more weapons in a vicious cycle.

Sweet!! Thank you!

Ya know, it's an absolute sin that in the last Hellboy movie, we got a frikkin WERECHEETAH and then no follow up story about it.

If it was just, on the field of battle, I would be more chill. But they were messing with unit invites and that's outside gameplay. Taking things past the victory screens is a cardinal sin ya know?

But also I did the math and it was like a 400$ bounty and thought, maybe I'm overreacting LMFAO

No, I shouldn't put cash bounties on players, it's counterproductive.

I want to kill them, 666 times, following that, I've identified several sock accounts, and I'll hunt those.

Finding and eliminating a single target, in a field of 12, is fun for me buddy.

Missiles incoming. . .

Player was retracting invites they did not extend. Forcing the entire unit to look like spammers as they resend people they think would be a good fit.

Also it's a fun community style event. Hunt the asshole

This is from the most cursed of mech designers, Tessa. So be careful, she's a hot girl, doing hot shit.

Clan batchall got you down? Feeling like an imposter mechwarrior?

not anymore baby, take this, and stay warm out there

Ok stay with me.

A sequel to demolition man. But it's the same cast. 20-30 years later Stallone, Snipes, Leary, and Bullock team up to fight an evil AI

Me "why TF is my inventory full AGAIN?"

also me "I will die without these 4 shotguns"

Look at me, I don't want to hear about the Epstein files from Americans until you're willing to go after the people in them.

Not the little people like you have been, the ACTUAL people.

ENGLAND EMBARRASSED YOU WITH IT'S SENSE OF DUTY....

ENGLAND!!!! FUCKING ENGLAND YOU SHITSKIS.

Rocking some Overwatch this morning. I feel most comfortable in tank or support roles. But, more roles = faster matching so I always take all roles.

Guess which role, is my most successful?

DPS of course my horse.

So, you know what Gen X hates more than anything??

Being analyzed and talked about.

Think about that before you make another Gen X analysis video bud.

YouTube has a variety problem, which is weird

I call it "THE SCOTCH TERRIER" !

THE DEFINITION OF CHORTLING

OR, and just hear me out now, I introduce you to my two friends

RIP & TEAR

the most honorable end to any match

her eyes? Dead as the void of space. Safety? behind her. Just huntin them broncos in a leather jacket YEE HAW!

noticing my pinned still has hashtags... how adorably retro!

open.spotify.com/track/19NwQ6...

press play, walk TF away

The rambler, now with C class reactor, ready to carry me to any universe I want