dr beans

this was spectacular

actually we should go back to when computers had no operating system and booted you directly into a programming language in which all you knew how to do was fill the screen with the word "PENIS"

someone stop me from buying this and driving it across the country

i used to think this was a really sharp divide but then one day my intern was asking like, oh did you use jupyter in intro to programming and i realized i took that course a full decade ago before jupyter was even a thing. turns out i am just old now

file systems are so ingrained in my mind that i don’t even know HOW to explain it to kids. the files… they go in folders… like, what else do you expect them to do??

lol i’ve got 5 invite codes for this site, and no one wants them

thiccc

saw this on the street last morning and… same

ok how to i get the badges to show up like that on these people

oh eww no thanks

berkeley is good actually

it rained

update: i bought an air conditioner

they let me use the label maker

You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are

A DEC VT320 Terminal system, running an ASCII-art version of a bluesky user interface.

logging on

because i haven’t

hey have you heard about Stalker

ooh i have that sitting on my coffee table waiting to be read

nice docs

location: the titanic wreck

some might even call it a shack

“well you know, Zizek discussed this”

stop it

your life is too nice

you know what? fuck you
*posts red sky on bluesky*

fuck yeah gay coffee swag

mein gott

hwhoa