I realize and accept that this says more about my psyche than theirs (not a professional athlete, VERY afraid of getting hit in the head)
09.02.2026 21:20
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I realize and accept that this says more about my psyche than theirs (not a professional athlete, VERY afraid of getting hit in the head)
my takeaway from watching the superbowl is that all of those guys look scared. whenever it zooms in on their faces they have a real italian greyhound urgency behind them
saw a guy at the dentist wearing one of those gym shirts that says “NO EXCUSES”, many jokes here and they can all write themselves
I didn’t understand what the gay hockey show was so I tried to watch it with my family at christmas and when the guys started having sex we were like “oh maybe it’s just one scene” so we fast forwarded like 15 min and then they were still having sex just in a different part of the hotel room
It’s boring but kind of nice! Thank you lol
Thank you 😘
one thing about me is that any time a dentist has a neon sign of a tooth I go crazy
No disrespect to plastic surgeons but sometimes the physical location is giving The Substance remade on an even smaller Canadian budget
Thanks for making this, Clara :)
go.bsky.app/DJ4paG7
Click. Follow all. Enjoy. Repeat soon as more will be added.
Update to the ladies that have commented: you all have been added to this start pack!
Let’s get BlueSky off the ground finally 🙌🏻🙌🏻
Releasing the poster for my play party on March 7th!
More providers added as needed ✨
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New photos!
Photos by Bonjour Boudoir as always. 😊
five different people have sent me articles about mattel releasing a new autistic barbie and I think that’s cyberbullying
Thank you! I appreciate it
As heavily implied by my anesthesia-posting, I’m taking a brief leave of absence to recover from an elective surgery.
If you’d like to enrich my enclosure, send something delightful or plan a date for my return in spring:
www.naomiloren.com/hiatus
Just realized you can do this too! It’s under “moderation” and “content filters” : )
Trop mignon 💕
my fave part of having surgery was when the anesthesiologist (old queb man) came in and I told him I was scared because it was my first time and he said “oh! you will love”
why not both ☺️
high on LEGAL pain medication from my SURGERY and this close to just making a public list called “hot” and adding a bunch of hot people to it. also watching best in show again. real update coming tomorrow!
*struggling to express myself in French* it’s time to get serious…about learning classical Greek
Since we're all new here, let's take a moment to get reacquainted.
I'm Isabella - Montreal born, early 30s, mixed Spanish & Canadian heritage. I love to laugh and prioritise having a good time in all my interpersonal relationships.
I had a moment like this today but it was optimism that it was 11 degrees in Montreal…from having my phone on Fahrenheit : (
omg same I said “it’s a Nordic spa, it’s in the name”
settle a disagreement: how cold is too cold to go to an outdoor spa
how I feel when a restaurant has an open kitchen m.youtube.com/watch?v=-vBr...
my kink is making a reservation for one on opentable and under special occasion, selecting ‘date’
free business idea: alamo drafthouse with a dim sum cart
Also just btw I’m in SF/the Bay Area for the rest of the year ;) reach out if you’d like to connect!