Darragh

“Funnier in person” okay I’m funnier over text. Stay away from me, physically

What is it with gay people and Pokemon? (spoken as a gay person who likes Pokemon)

Job hunting fuelled by the fear of turning 25 and doing 5 years in retail 🤞😔

My love languages are words of affirmation ("you're being such a good boy for me") and physical touch (choking until my vision blurs a little)

Straight men with a pregnancy fetish be like fuck that child in your stomach makes me wanna jack off

Everyone clap for Darragh surviving a hangover from his work Christmas party in February

Gay guy funeral eulogy: he was such a wonderful person. Truly a loss for the entire earth. I wish I could have tasted his cum. His family is in my thoughts

There are people starving in the world and you’re refusing loads? :/

Do better in the present 🫵🧐

I don’t even know your last name never mind your home address? 🤨

You made an ai picture of yourself? Should we throw a party? Should we invite princess jane?

You were given your ultimatum, where’s my ring ☝️🤨

Being single means going all out for a gal-entines ❤️🎂

Covered customer service for 10 minutes and had a customer say it’s “unusual to see a man” on it… ☝️🤨

Over worked, under fucked

If I never take this ring off then I’m never fully naked ☝️🤓

Finally using this downstairs shower and its GREAT 😌

Who knew that planning a move to a whole new country would take time AND money ☝️🤨

I lactate from my penis. Sometimes

The slightly visible nipples through two layers… 💪😔

Leg day means I will be lying here for most of the day now 🫰🥺

Shoutout to the customer who winked at me after I helped him today and made me blush like a fool ☝️🙂‍↕️

Some of us are trying to forget

Acceptable terms 🫵🤓

Adding it to the list as we speak 👉👈

✋🤤🤚

Exactly 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Sat at my desk with no idea what to play ☝️🤨

Emerging from a cocoon ready for my 4 day weekend 🦋💦