After Everton this is what I’d like to see
4-2-2 in the cups: Solidity
4-3-3 in the league: Control
Madueke Trossard Nelli Norgaard and Calafiori coming in as and when required.
Just spoke to my brother (very smart guy knows his football) who with nothing but seriousness in his voice said over the phone as 3rd goal went in
“Tudor doesn’t survive tonight, they’ll have to get Allardyce or Redknapp in asap“
I’m in tears man, literal tears 😂😂😂
After so many years of playing well and losing, I can definitely say that playing like ass and winning is much funnier, if nothing else
Real talk, are the spuds actually going down?
Built this from my expected-points model. After beating Chelsea 2-1 today, the title is genuinely ours to lose.
Base on my, sophisticated Bayesian Gamma-Poission model (aka random number generator)
This is the shakedown - Arsenal 86pts. City 85pts
Stay strong people
#afc
Forever and always
90bpm heart rate minimum for 90+ mins every 3 days, mind you, at rest it's normally 40. These lot are going to kill me.
up the gun, on to the next. #afc
I hate watching this team omds
All set up for a back to back humbling in the EFL final and at the Etihad
We will prevail
Dropping £70m for the league’s in-form forward in a January transfer window is what you do if you’re free from the rules applying to your rivals.
Brace yourself for an all timer rattler post match presser from B.Silva where he’ll mention Arsenal 10 times in 3 minutes after their inevitable 1-0 win.
Seen this guff before
We absolutely wax teams up and consistently concede goals of the season contenders, yet everyone forgets how to shoot when they play city, give me a break
No mugs in the PL boy #WOLAVL
We took a point off this Wolves super team.
Caught the nastiest thought that we could have 4 finals (PL run/ April Etihad Game included) against City
Relegation scenarios are equally hilarious, one to watch
I don’t think I can stomach dropping 6 more points tho lmao (max we can get is 91)
Quick explainer:
WRA model (classic statistical model) : Recent form matters most, weights latest games heavier.
Bayesian model (Fancy ML model): Accounts for luck, smooths out lucky streaks or unlucky losses.
Both say we're top. I'll take it. 🔴
Now that I've had my existential spiral, I'm back modeling... and we look good. 👀
Two models: Weighted Rolling Average and Bayesian Gamma-Poisson both have Arsenal finishing top in the GW29 and beyond simulations.
Cautiously optimistic 🔴
Design borrowed from the legendary @cannonstats.com
Scalvini… #bring
I Started This As A Data Piece.
Opta Broke My Pipeline. I Got Emotional.
4000 Words Later Here We Are.
The Puffiest Thing I Have Ever Written And I Stand By Every Word Of It. Link Below 👇
cannoniq.substack.com/p/the-worst-...
📊➡️😤➡️📝
Run in back line
Never bored of beating them lot.
I really hope this is our come to Jesus moment
10 to go #coyg
Timber has been played into the ground, quietly been awful since the turn of the year. 0 ball security and just staring hoofing aimlessly for 20 mins.
I’m not being dramatic when I say I’m starting to worry Arteta hasn’t got it man. Over engineers every thing, we look boring, static and play on margins.
I’ve burnt my bridge with this team. Cowards top to bottom.
Nothing annoys me more than Relegated teams playing with pride too late
Where was this level of performance when it mattered
Move man, just give me my 5-0 and stop doing crowd jeering.
Also Y. Mosquera is a neek, awful player.
Senõr Estadios Vacíos está de vuelta
I’m trying my best to contextualise my feelings but seeing the performance has sealed for me that we can still win the league but it won’t be a barnstormer 10+ point margin victory (which we all as fans want to see)
We will prevail.
Tough times never last, only tough people last.
🤪
#coyg
Simply speechless
