Ironwolf6464 (Borzoi Era)

Always loving the tacit commentary in Disco Elysium, where a shriveled, sniveling self-described fascist looks absolutely NOTHING like his text portrait.

You were supposed to cover in cornstarch before you pan fry it, changes the texture completely.

I wonder if this is how my shrimp feel

Where did you get this, I MUST KNOW

I keep one for every occasion

My huge yoshi plush wearing flight safety equipment with graham crackers and jack daniels

Flight attendants had to move my giant yoshi plush to an empty seat in the back because it was taking too much room in the ceiling compartment, look a what they did to him 😭😭

In full agreement here

Pogzois my beloved

Where is Gabriel?

The sensuality of this bit always floors me.

A schnongler has roughly 3.3 bajillion megasneeeblers

Happy 25th, Gorillaz

DOG!!!!!

“Hoooray, we recreated pre-Elon twitter...oh crap, we recreated pre-Elon twitter…”

Yes, please, tell us we thought you think so that we can digitally scrape it to turn it into a Morgan not that can sneppost ad infinitum.

be careful online there might be boobs or penis images

There is a little known alternate version of “Let me do it for you“ that all zois are programmed with, called “How could you do this to me?”

Realizing that it has been over half a decade gave me a existential crisis.

MARCH 11TH 3PM PT!!! Join the voices of Legoshi (Jonah Scott), Jack (Ben Diskin), Louis (Griffin Puatu), Juno (Lauren Landa), Gosha (Jason Marnocha), Melon (Scott Whyte) and the usual hosts Ashley, Michael and Ed for this BEAST of a Hunicast reunion!

Borzoi smiling

mfw shawty asks "who's a good boy?"

Oh hell naw, it’s peakin’ at me.

The modern Internet feels like what happens to Vegas after all the mobsters lost control

Read the bible and went “oh boy, this book seems way less loving and more murdery than I thought it would be.”

My English teacher trying to explain why Jesus was more believable than protons didn’t help.

This alpaca of yours is such an absolute sugar plum, 11/10

Seeing a mutual of mine in this nearly made my head explode

some doodles

oh yes