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Iiittt’s FRIDAY!!!

in case you need these

No one wants to hear this, but this is Donald Trump behavior.

Frankie dog sitting next to my bed begging for food.

“Excuse me sir, I see that you are high and eating cookies, but not giving me any.”

“I can’t, you’ll fucking die!!!”

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Wario holding a rifle staring in a military helicopter and laughing.

Me running into battle when I see that Nintendo is suing the US government over tariffs.

I will! Thanks! I knew you would have my back on this.

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

Oh hey!!! So yeah, they are super awesome and I love the song “After the Party” so so much.

All I care about is that the four Blue Jays players participating in this dumbass event don’t get hurt. Otherwise I hope some country that the US destabilized wins it and the US wins zero games. Fuck those guys.

HOW MANY FUCKING NATIONALIST SPORTING EVENTS ARE WE GOING TO HAVE THIS YEAR????

Just let me cheer for a corporation like a normal fucking human!

This is like the holy grail for me of something to write if I was still a journalist. Just a beautiful word salad.

I saw the actor who played him in O’hare and chickened out on saying hi to him.

Starting to get into The Menzingers and damn I really wish I had a mutual that was a really big fan.

You know anyone @kschwenky.bsky.social?

That Harriet Tubman thing was a little too on the nose because I immediately was like, yeah, I can see him actually doing that.

This is a top three episode for me.

“Just a few dozen more boss!”

Holy shit. This. This is how I feel.

I love him so much.

Nooooo!!!! This is so amazing.

Oh Jesus Christ I forgot about that weirdo Lee guy!

He’s a feral little psycho.

Mine only eats the dry food when I mix it up with the wet food.

I am a daily weed user, but I basically only ever use gummies. Also quit entirely smoking 5 months ago. We decided to smoke a blunt and yeah after the first hit the entire contents of my stomach went all over the garage floor and the cat walked up and just started eating it. lol idiot.

My dumbass cat just ate my puke lol.

Damn that’s crazy, shouldn’t have had your biggest platform be “I’m not Trump.” Maybe you would have won.

Go Broncos!

One of the things I am most scared of is people thinking I am a bad tipper, so I make sure that can never happen.

Oh yeah she hates it. You aren’t winning this battle lol.

She found them!!!

I just heard, “oh my god Jesus!!!!,” from her room.

He went to the same high school as my cousin who plays for the Broncos (he was a few years ahead). I always cheered for him until I learned about him and yeah, fuck him.