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Not being able to watch videos at 2x speed on IG literally makes me avoid the app altogether.

Crazy how much being off Twitter really changed the entirety of my social media consumption

Ordered food and my husbands not here to grab it for me 😭

Keyfob battery was dying yesterday and I almost couldn’t start my car at the corner store. Waited a few seconds tried again and it started. Pulled out into the street and just caught a red light. Then the two cars in front of me crashed. Man …

Women with large families amaze me. I simply could never be that efficient lmao.

Put our Christmas tree on the porch until pickup day but didn’t remove the water from the stand so now it’s frozen and I have a forever Christmas tree lmao

Lowkey very excited about getting accepted to the Nasdaq Milestone Circles program for women entrepreneurs. Said I would be more intentional about these things in 2025 so this is a strong start. 🌱

Chatting with my dad getting caught up on the drama in his little neighborhood 🤣

I’m homesick for Las Vegas

Once again I’m awake at 2am and suddenly hungry

New doctors office rescheduled me with a male doctor after I went through all that effort finding a woman now I’m back at square one 🙄

Now you tell me 🤨🤣

Planning one of my besties bach and it’s really bringing me so much joy 🥹

😂 a win is a win

He then backtracked to 95% of the time but imagine getting a husband to admit that! I wish I had been recording. 🤣

Enough that my husband recently said, unprovoked, that I’m never wrong. 😂

Leave them test crawfish alone.

I simply do not trust anyone eating crawfish before Mardi Gras season.

Baby I turn lights off and this man and this child turn them right back on. Why?

My son is at the age where he’s almost bigger than me which means that all the of hoodies and joggers I buy become mine after his next growth spurt lmao which is honestly a win for him cause i may spend a little extra.

Craving cornbread dressing. Might have to make some with my new years BEP & collards.

Another successful Christmas in the books.

I don’t know any of my neighbor’s names but I know ALL if their dogs’ names.

Now that all my friends are getting married (still so crazy I was first lmao) I can’t wait to terrorize them with all the stuff they tried to pull at my wedding.

My son is *really* into late 90s-early 00s sitcoms and I’m really enjoying his commentary lmao. Had to explain why so many shows ended with terrible cliffhangers around 2005-2006. He doesn’t understand why someone wouldn’t save My Wife and Kids.

Whew. This year what’s been a ride. I’m so excited to see what happens next lmao.

This isn’t parenting advice, it’s abuse. When I practiced family law, it was definitely considered abuse. It’s also a sign of an unintelligent parent since you lack the ability to effectively communicate in a disciplinary manner so bad that you have to resort to abuse and violence. It’s that simple.

American Billionalres (& Elon) are clearly in a Lex Luthor lookalike competition & just didn’t tell anyone.

Son couldn’t get a knot out of his jogger strings and decided that meant they needed to be donated 🙄😂 boy if you don’t .. !

Keep getting random package delivery notifications. Every single one for my kid. 🤦🏽‍♀️