What if Kylo’s clients all want him to be a dom top because he’s this huge guy with a big dick, but secretly all he wants is to be ordered down on his knees to worship Hux’s shiny boots 👀
My baby boy 😭
Upscale club prostitute Hux vs. pub prostitute Kylo?
I’m on my fourth rewatch now
Really, Ben should probably take off all his clothes, to make sure Armie’s rating is accurate and accounts for all relevant factors
Armie ordering insecure teenage Ben Solo to take off his shirt to be rated according to the highly scientific formula he’s worked out
Okay this is obviously awful in all kinds of ways BUT what if it was a cursed Kylux AU
Slowly working my way through turning each of these into a Kylux fic
How I arrived on Bluesky
Ben Solo explaining his deepest feelings to the Knights
lol exactly
I would love that for them! I just want the link
Although I also hope that person doesn’t read the gangbang porn I write about them 🤷🏻
I always hope that the person who put so much thought and creativity into these character designs knows that I still think about them every day even though they got like ten seconds of screen time
When you ask the Knights of Ren for dating advice
Kylo, when he misses Hux:
Kylo says this repeatedly and keeps coming out in different new masks to see which one Hux thinks is the coolest
Especially because Toad’s response to this is, “Help! My best friend is trying to kill me!” and Hux would definitely also interpret this as an assassination attempt
Another deleted SKB scene
He got out his protractor and everything!
I loved Emo Kylo Ren! I actually joined Twitter for the first time just so I could follow that account
How about six Knights
A year or two later my best friend got dial-up internet at home and we used it to download yaoi doujinshi a few pixels at a time while her mother yelled from downstairs for us to get off the internet so she could use the phone
We didn’t have internet at home back in the Before Times so I would surreptitiously print out queer fanfic in the school computer lab, file it in a special Trapper Keeper that I carried around with me, and read it over and over again
I was 13 or 14 and it was an Armand/Daniel fic called “A dissertation on the difference between wanting and needing” and it was only about a page long and it was on some random late-90s Vampire Chronicles message board and I was HOOKED
Yoga with cat for the @carefulren.bsky.social #kylux zine🐈
The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
I have 2 fanfic writing modes
Mode A: "I WILL DO AN HOUR OF RESEARCH TO SEE WHAT SPECIFIC TYPE OF CHEESE WOULD BE AVAILABLE IN THIS GEOGRAPHICAL REGION AT THE TIME"
Mode B: "im ignoring all known facts about hypothermia because i want them to fuck"
Chapter 5 is up! Hux and Ben have an adventure, of sorts, and acquire an elephant. Also, please mind the tags.
archiveofourown.org/works/708048...
