♡One Wish Willow♡

Wait, I thought this was only a thing from like parent trap era movies. Easter dresses are legit???

Someone remind me to never be poor again so I can afford my meds
These withdrawal symptoms from my antidepressants are BRUUUUtal

Baby Mort's favorite toy right now is a can of tuna that she likes to stack on things

When I said I missed sex, I didnt mean I wanted life to FUCK me

Save me, Dr Pepper Big Gulp

3am breakfast sausages because im tired to applying for jobs and my hands are shaking

This stress is actually going to kill me one day

Not even 2 minutes to myself to put some makeup on
Might as well throw it all out at this point 🙄

Im back in my "cut it up", "DIY" clothes era

I really just cant handle the Neil Patrick Harris of it all 😪

We do a Lil late night doodlin

It me

Something's gotta give soon, its just gotta

Wee-zard

Had a new book idea for a one off cute love story that im gunna work on tonight once baby falls asleep 🥰

I live on the edge by ripping one in the doctor's office and mentally daring them to say something about it

Reminiscing on our shared idiocy and single braincell with @really-creepy.bsky.social is my favorite pass time 💕

THANK YOUUUU!!
the bob and the green streak was DEFINITELY a fave lewk of mine 🥰

quote post w ur hawtest selfie

Femme fatal chic

Disney+ drops the ball SO hard when it comes to closed captions 🙄
If they're not disappearing every 10 minutes, they're just completely unavailable

I cried HAHAHAHAHA

When the boyf is out for the night, I like to let the little one snooze in bed with me for a while and it makes me really wish I could co-sleep and have slumber parties like this every night 😭

Ive somehow cracked the Bluesky algorithm with my 2am post about sharing cheese with my cat.
I fear I will never know this level of fame again

The man knows what he likes 🤴

The mouse is much too afraid to come around this neighborhood anymore 💪

Im awake at 2am again so the cat and I must nibble a piece of cheese

LITERALLY ME CURRENTLY!!
what is the universe's obsession with 2am right now??? 🤣

Some men love to say "if it were the OTHER way around..." to dismiss you, but lose their SHIT at female Ghostbusters.

𝗡𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴:
"bloody valentine - MGK"
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*you are now my valentine*