Parents love it! “Lose an hour of sleep?” Wrong! Now my child will be waking up an hour later.

This dork is so sad that there is no one at the Pedophile Factory (x dot com) to “debate” that he’s debasing himself in extremely degrading ways to acquire the attention he so desperately lacks.

What a fucking message you lazy sack of shit.

Poop on a troop

They found you. 🙌🙌🙌✝️✝️✝️

I sure wish people would stop posting the dumbest fucking takes from X dot com. This fucking loser should be deprived of oxygen in every possible way.

We should strip this asshole of all power and throw her in a dungeon.

Brad Pitt from Seven asking “What’s in the box?!” but the word “sauna” is superimposed over “box.”

Who are these people, uh, influencing?

Fuck the troops and fuck you.

take audrey’s. she’s sure as shit not eating it. mom looked ungrateful as hell about the sandwich, too.

Yeah, dude. That’s your fucking job. And you’re just doing it now? In 2026? You stupid lazy dumb fuck.

Sam Altman calling it the DoW is so embarrassing. That guy should probably kill himself.

Browt is a Bort-ass name

A lot of California haters in this thread. They just don’t know any better.

Headline: “KPOP DEMON HUNTERS IS JOINING THE CRITERION COLLECTION” Added Instagram text: Telling the kids it's a Criterion movie night and pulling out Kpop Demon Hunters from behind my back. But in my other hand is Godfrey Reggio's 1982 non-narrative masterpiece Koyaanisqatsi and you bet your ass that's what I put on.

Posted this on IG. Wanted to repost here. Lazy as fuck so here’s a screenshot.

What a beautiful example of the concept of “sublimation.” I’ll add this post to my AP Psychology module on defense mechanisms.

That is quite the room of people

Weird shit to say because it implies you’re familiar enough with the registry to recognize a type.

A stuffed Bulbasaur (Pokemon) in the front passenger seat of a car

This fucking idiot did NOT get me through the HOV lanes like I assumed

I’m the guy who miscounts the letter “R” in words. AI threatens my job.

Screenshot of an Instagram meme page featuring a X.com reply from user @T0Paine

Congrats to @t-paine.bsky.social for making it on a meme page

You’d hear fireworks if it happened. Your body will instinctively shudder. You’ll simply Become Aware.

Shut up about the piss fetishist

No one wants to be on the Nazi site you stupid fucking freak

Wait until he becomes a prominent pollster.

This guy is a fuckin’ freak.

Googling “is sea lion meat a natural amphetamine?” and surprised at the a.i. overview results

No one in the replies has embraced slop-core as an aesthetic and it clearly shows.

MAYBE 👏 HE 👏 HAS 👏 ADHD