Dinner tonight is saturated fat over noodles. I mean beef stroganoff.
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Dinner tonight is saturated fat over noodles. I mean beef stroganoff.
Being a lazy weasel sure pays better than I was lead to believe
Before your ticket purchase, you must perform a chant of our choosing 😈
Looks like a shart to me
When reached for comment, he said "arrrgh"
Hell I'll be happy just to beat who we're playing
Excellent advice right here.
The educated and hard working are being driven out on purpose
You deserve it
Sun? I vaguely remember hearing about that 🤔
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He's safe, with neither
When I was in high school, we were going to wear fabulous colorful clothing and asymmetrical haircuts and everyone could be and love who they wanted and we'd dance.
No it IS, but from him and his cronies
It's the optimism I miss the most.
Low skill high enthusiasm is my brand
We certainly did love a hideous nylon tracksuit in the 90s
If they're the kind supposed to be white, they're quite tasty
If they were kidnapping people who looked like you, would you be paying attention? 😢
I knew I liked him
Cranberry sauce is American chutney
Most shocking sight of the evening
I thought maybe the Paramount commentator was just in an airtight room 🫤
With assistance and encouragement or was it actually his idea
Instacart listing for got dog buns with ingredients beginning with blackberries and sugar
Call me suspicious, Instacart
Bright knitted beanie hats with floppy loops
My husband when I'm trying to decide between 2 silly toques: "get both and I'll wear one". Perfect match 💜
If I ever started a go fund me for a cause, it would not be for movie stars' children
Eddie Howe dressed in traditional Azeri garb
Hmm Wor Eddie sounds like a good bet
