Sabrina Carpenter's The Thing

If you're suddenly moved from a cabinet role into a just-created "special envoy" position, you've been fired

I will add one last thought. Many of the responses from Democratic lawmakers and liberal commentators (even the good ones) contain some ambivalence - some hope that perhaps the fall of the Iranian regime, even at the hands of Donald Trump, will be for the best. I understand why. I am the son of an Iranian immigrant. Ultimately I want freedom, democracy, and dignity for the Iranian people. The problem is that I've seen the American government promise all of those things a hundred times, and I've never seen them deliver it once.

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The Bobson Dugnutt meme showing a list of silly names from the SNES game Fighting Baseball

The ranks of Epstein skeptics are growing

Googling "origins of the Taiping Rebellion" for no particular reason

The case for the Austro-Hungarian Empire Habsburg federalism could have worked if not for an assassin's bullet

This is the take of someone who has read one book and then played enough Hearts of Iron to make his eyes bleed
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my name’s heraclitus and I’m here to say, this river’s not the same as yesterday

If we're talking about being in elected office immediate prior to appointment it's probably Warren in '53

The title page of Marx's Capital with the title changed to read "I fucking warned you dude. I told you bro"

ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational

The wrong perverts run this country

Every social theory undergirding Trumpism has been broken on the steel of Minnesotan resolve. The multiracial community in Minneapolis was supposed to shatter. It did not. It held until Bovino was forced out of the Twin Cities with his long coat between his legs. The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they’re the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesive—because of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about “Western civilization,” while armed brutes try to tear it down by force.

Last week in Minnesota, I watched ordinary people risk their lives to protect their neighbors. In the process, they not only won a significant—though not final—victory against authoritarianism, they proved virtually every MAGA social theory wrong. (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Border Patrol fleeing from Minnesota ahead of the main ICE body (2026, colorized)

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

"Challenging conventional wisdom" is the most annoying way to say "widely discredited and clearly wrong"

It will be our Marseillailes

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

There are no adultbjörn because of the Children of the Björn

Matt Walsh tweeted last year: "We've spent the last 25 years bringing "freedom" and "democracy" to countries around the globe while our own country has been systematically invaded and now our largest cities are run by foreigners and communists. If you want to know why I'm so avowedly non-interventionist, this is why." Then he tweeted today: ""This is a war for oil!!!!!" First of all, the "war" lasted like 90 minutes. Second, going to war to secure vital resources for your own people is totally legitimate. Why should we allow some third world communist shithole to control trillions of dollars worth of oil?"

Laura Loomer tweeted last year: "I’m America First, I don’t support “Regime Change”. I went on @Bannons_WarRoom to talk about Chinese aggression in Venezuela and why we need to designate the Muslim Brotherhood as a foreign Islamic terrorist organization." Then she tweeted yesterday: "Maduro has arrived at the DEA office in Manhattan. He was transported in an armored motorcade after being transported in a blindfold via helicopter & then by plane to New York after his compound in Caracas was raided by US Special Forces. Proud to be an American today! USA 🇺🇸"

Catturd tweeted last year: "Name one U.S. inspired regime change that hasn’t ended in absolute disaster." Then he tweeted yesterday: "Venezuela is now more free than New York City."

Will Chamberlain tweeted last year: "The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position" Then he tweeted yesterday: "I can think of few better uses of my tax dollars than black-bagging the head of a foreign narco-trafficking organization that enriches itself by addicting and poisoning my fellow Americans"

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

When I said America needed to start holding presidents legally accountable I guess I should have specified our own presidents

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You FUCKED UP, your LEFTY politics have ALIENATED the BILLIONAIRES who run the CHILD BONE EXTRACTION FACTORIES and now they will do a MASS EXODUS from your STATE or CITY. Don’t CRY to ME when you no longer see their CHILD CATCHING VANS in your STATE or CITY, YOU IDIOT

But they'll catch him when they notice the laundry cart start hiccuping

We're constantly relearning that laws and rights are things honored and enforced by people and institutions, and when those fail you're left with nothing but a bad system and empty promises

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

The inevitable outcome of decades of convincing yourself that the government is responsible for everything bad is to assume that everything bad must also be the government

The weasels in Roger Rabbit float up to heaven when they die because even the evil toons are unafflicted with human original sin

I'm still chasing that high every time I open YouTube