"Cornpone" Kennedy - parody

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"I like omelets, I mean, I really like omelets. I could eat an omelet at every meal. I like omelets better than sex. Not really, but you get the point. I like omelets. And you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs."

Actual quote.

Image of Sen. John "Cornpone" Kennedy with the caption: “I put some lube on and got him on his knees. And I began to slide into him from behind... He asked me to turn over while he slipped a condom on himself.”

Yes. Actual quote. From a congressional hearing.

"it's colder than a polar bear's titty in Louisiana right now."

A Republican-turned Democrat is about as useful as a vegan on keto. CornponeKennedy.bsky.social

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You don't have tuh sniff a cow's ass tuh know there's a bunch uh cow patties in the U. S. Congress.

Like my grandad always said,

Lightin' chickens...

*Not parody

*actual quote this time...

A Democrat trying to pass tax policy is like a bull shittin' in a cornfield. Neither one of'em can name a cousin that ain't whistled Dixie in a tornaduh.

Every young man remembers thuh girl that stole his virginity, like thuh Democrats who stole Christmas.

If uh chicken shits on yer roof, you know yer dog is still goin' tuh bite yer landscaperer fer trimmin' yer blueberries.

Watching a train driving in thuh fog reminds me of what a colonoscopy probably looks like: a flashlight in low visibility, praying tuh the good Lord tuh not hit anything unexpected.

And he secretly agrees with them

Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) in 2004 debate: "I am a Democrat." "I support Senator Kerry [for POTUS]." YouTube video by Benedict Canyon

Hard to find, but at least there's this: youtu.be/NjMvSe1CTDQ?...

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