He confused “board” and “bored,” didn’t he?
06.03.2026 07:35
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He confused “board” and “bored,” didn’t he?
Overalls
Wendy’s Chicken Caesar Pita
9/9/99
Was really surprised that the can of “protein soda” I saw didn’t have a graphic of a man in a leather jacket jumping a shark.
The FDA won’t tell Americans where their generic drugs are made, so ProPublica did it instead.
Use information from your prescription label to locate the factory and see if the plant has a history of inspection violations.
This is Wiley. He has never seen snow before and wants to make sure he gets a real good look at it. For science. 12/10 (IG: smileywileydog)
Can’t believe Wegmans charges $9 for a loaf of sourdough bread. And don’t tell me that’s b/c it’s organic - seems like organic is the only option for the in store bakery.
Just saw a picture of a newborn, and I want adult-sized matching blanket/headband with giant bow combos in Lily Pulitzer-esque patterns.
Just heard what I thought at first was a bird, but then maybe it sounded like the Tile in my ear buds? So that’s fun to overthink.
Remember, research suggests "that telling a child that they are autistic at a younger age empowers them, by providing access to support & a foundation for self-understanding that helps them thrive later in life." Study by @drstevenkapp.bsky.social et al:
www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202... #autism
Why does Harry Styles’ new song make me feel like I’m riding in a sedan at high speed with only one of the windows open? What is this effect?
A century of hair samples proves leaded gas ban worked arstechnica.com/science/2026...
Every adult whining that they went to school in these temps is full of it because the buses wouldn’t start.
Screw free Usha. Free Gisele.
#Minnesota #Minneapolis
I would have suggested that the teachers should consider rapping instead.
Really thinking that there are more flat erthers than we realize. It’s the only way I can rationalize the number of folks who think isolationism is beneficial or even possible.
I know we’re not supposed to double space after a period now, but what about a colon?
My weekend plans-Obsess about the predicted snow fall totals. Worry until my kids get back from their trips on Saturday. Cook. Bake. Bake some more. Shovel.
Dunno, something about this album description speaks to me…
Watching live as Yoon Suk-yeol is being sentenced in the first of eight cases related to his 12.3 attempt to impose martial law
When slang reaches regular use in crossword puzzles, it’s officially dead, right? RIP “No cap”
I am shocked that this is the statement from a man who pulled a gun on an unarmed jogger. Shocked, I tell you.
PA has no legitimate representation in the Senate.
30 Rock "What a week" meme: "What a year, huh?" "Lemon, it's January 3rd."
I’ll take it.
The fam and I chipped more than 0.25” of ice off the sidewalk and driveway this morning. I cursed climate deniers the entire time.
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
It’s a shame that the elves in training are the ones to wrap my kids’ presents every year.
Took the teens shopping yesterday and when we met back up, they were complaining about the Christmas music. “It’s all bad covers!” I’m disappointed that we didn’t get into who they thought did the originals. Bing, Mariah, Mel Torme, Brenda Lee and Wham! is all I’ve got.
