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Freelance writer of comic books, nerdy news, and satire.

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David Ellison Promises to Return Warner Bros. to Its Original 1923 Values | Commander's Herald HOLLYWOOD, CA – After a bidding war with Netflix, Paramount is poised to acquire legacy media giant Warner Bros. This would give the company a massive share of the entertainment industry, and many wor...

“We’re committed to respecting the legacy of Warner Bros. by upholding the values that created the legendary company. We at Paramount firmly believe in protecting those century-old morals. The exact values that created classic movies like The Jazz Singer.“

05.03.2026 17:10 👍 16 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

Both respectable answers.

01.03.2026 20:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I strongly believe that every lgs needs exactly one banding deck.

01.03.2026 16:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We love Willow in this house.

Those decks both seem really fun!

01.03.2026 15:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh shit I never thought about the attack curses with her. That's so fun!

01.03.2026 14:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hell yeah.

01.03.2026 14:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Willow is a great pick.
Zur is a problematic fav of mine. I had him built for a while but pulled him apart because I felt bad about how long my turns took.

01.03.2026 09:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh fuck is that a typo? Whatever, ship it - it's funnier that way,,,,

Commander's Herald Writers Starter Pack
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28.02.2026 20:29 👍 45 🔁 22 💬 0 📌 2

Hello to all the new followers from the CH starter pack. I appreciate you all ❤️

Now everyone tell me your favorite Buffy character and most played commander so I know if I need to block you.

01.03.2026 08:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
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Dog starter! Dog starter! Dog starter!

28.02.2026 21:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The World Is Collapsing So Let's Look at All The Cute Legendary Dogs | Commander's Herald With the world slipping towards a more fascist-friendly version of Mad Max, it can be hard to stay positive. Pop culture and cute animals aren’t enough to keep us from walking into the rising Oceans a...

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Pop culture and cute animals aren’t enough to keep us from walking into the rising oceans anymore, so we’re combining the two.

23.02.2026 17:51 👍 24 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 1
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MTG Fan and Skater Amber Glenn Asks Opponents to Split Gold Medal | Commander's Herald Amber Glenn has reportedly asked other skaters in the women's 300 meter downhill event she will be competing in if they'd be OK splitting the gold medal

"I’m just trying to save me and another person having to skate for nothing, when we can both have half of a medal that President Trump will call us and demand we hand over to him.”

09.02.2026 22:58 👍 9 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
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Every Version of Oko Ranked by How Quickly I'd Let Him Elk Me | Commander's Herald As Magic: The Gathering’s number one thirst trap, Oko has warped the game’s horny meta. Perfectly uniting the hunk green archetype with the blue twink identity, he’s the ultimate fae fantasy, particul...

Elk me, daddy.

09.02.2026 20:00 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1
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Lorwyn Prerelease Deck Mysteriously Turns Bad After Sunset | Commander's Herald But out of the store's front window, I could see the sun setting. That's when everything changed.

“Game one went well. My opponent could barely even get to three lands before my Spinerock Tyrant obliterated him. But out of the store’s front window, I could see the sun setting. That’s when everything changed.”

28.01.2026 19:57 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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Update - New Fallout TV Season Coincides With WOTC Reminding Us They'll Never Reprint Fallout Cards | Commander's Herald Wizards created a press release to remind their Magic: customers that they'll probably never own any Fallout cards if they haven't got them already

Wizards goofed up, which means we goofed up. Please accept our apologies by reading the article below:

19.01.2026 17:49 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

We just blew past one stretch goal! Let's do the next!

19.01.2026 19:08 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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Ten New Year's Resolutions for Magic Players to Abandon by February | Commander's Herald The new year is upon us. It's time to self-reflect and work on addressing our flaws as people and, more importantly, Magic players. For those of you looking to net deck your personality, we've assembl...

For those of you looking to net deck your personality, we've assembled some resolutions to help you briefly improve before going back to your usual vices in a few weeks.

05.01.2026 17:52 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
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Lonely Magic Player Commits to New Format in Cuffing Season | Commander's Herald ST. CLOUD, MN - Cuffing season is upon us. The time of year when the nights grow longer and colder, pushing people to seek solace in romantic couplings. But one local man has found another way to cope...

While cuffing is typically a term reserved for romantic couplings, experts say this type of pop-culture coupling during the winter season is increasingly common. Other examples include re-downloading Final Fantasy XIV or binge-watching critically acclaimed sitcoms from the 1970s.

12.12.2025 18:26 👍 20 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 2
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Local Man Realizes He's a CR 0 Encounter After Losing Fight With Son's Birthday Pony | Commander's Herald OMAHA, NE - Local father and D&D player Phillip Grossman reportedly fell into a midlife crisis after an incident at his son's birthday. Suffering a humiliating defeat at the hooves of a pony rented fo...

"The pony kicked him right in the ass, and he fell straight into the rest of the cake. Went right through the folding table WWE style. Everyone was laughing at this tiny, cute thing terrorizing him. Poor guy told the pony 'I yield! I yield!' I wanted to help, but I was just laughing too hard."

25.11.2025 18:04 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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CEO Builds Ally Typal to Play Exlusively in June | Commander's Herald SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Technology Information Consultants CEO John Rogers has revealed that he is preparing an ally typal deck in preparation for next June. The deck is an important part of Rogers' brand...
07.11.2025 17:00 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
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Due to FCC Rule TMNT Cards Unable to Assign Lethal Damage | Commander's Herald Kowabunga! A rules announcement from Wizards of the Coast has clarified that none of the creatures in the upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles set will deal lethal damage in combat. Due to a 1987 FCC...
05.11.2025 17:26 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Help! How Do I Convince My Doctor Life is a Resource? | Commander's Herald Why add to my life total without a payoff? No one likes a stalling strategy except stax-playing sickos.

commandersherald.com/help-how-do-...

06.10.2025 16:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Stranger Things to End With Everyone Dying in Pit Trap Before Final Battle As Homage to '80s D&D | Commander's Herald The final season of the hit Netflix show Stranger Things is set to release in November, but a new leak has spoiled the show's shocking finale

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26.09.2025 22:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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New Study Finds Dice Jails Don't Prevent Future Botches | Commander's Herald A new study from The Coalition to Reform Incarceration Tactics (CRIT) has been declared a major victory for those who oppose the current dice jail system. Dice that roll natural ones are typically sen...

commandersherald.com/new-study-fi...

13.05.2025 22:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Rogue Who Always Takes 10 Accused of Quiet Quitting The Party | Commander's Herald The quiet quitting discussion has made its way to The Forgotten Realms, where party leaders complain young adventurers are choosing to "take 10" rather than risk rolling the dice. Conjuration wizard Z...

commandersherald.com/rogue-who-al...

07.05.2025 13:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"In Between the Trees" is a comic about a journalist who is reporting on a cult and becomes fascinated by them. As she gets to know the group, she falls in love with one of its members, Anita. Will she decide to stay there for love?

www.kickstarter.com/projects/moo...

#queercomics #lgbtqcomics

28.01.2025 12:29 👍 170 🔁 87 💬 2 📌 15

It would really help if the cisses spoke up for us! If nothing else, it helps with court challenges.

20.02.2025 01:28 👍 367 🔁 212 💬 8 📌 4
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Iceman making his first appearance on a stripper pole doesn't get talked about enough.

29.01.2025 02:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Today is your last chance to support Sidequests which includes the very Buffy inspired comic I made with Patrick Wong. www.kickstarter.com/projects/one...

05.12.2024 18:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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lgbtq+ art fundraiser info and examples

Some teens (and a son of a friend of mine) are doing an art auction for lgbtq you and I say THANK HEAVEN THERE ARE GREAT YOUNG PEOPLE TRYING TO MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER.

No money goes to them, proof of your donation releases the art. Please check it and spread the word! lgbtqfundraiser.carrd.co

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