A Carnivorous Plant

No sir I don’t like it

See leather, post leather.

I miss these Doc’s.

Matcha…lemonade?

REMINDER people trying to coerce each other to watch snuff and gore don't care about causes, they care about traumatising people into being manipulatable, or else they're just traumatised into being nihilistic and lashing out. Either way it's shit. Don't do it. You are not a better person for PTSD.

Tbh I also genuinely find the idea of watching dead little children from the comfort of my house in between lame jokes and mundane observations is incredibly disrespectful. I am against their murder without seeing it. They don't have to be made into content for me to care

Love having to work with a swollen knee and short a cook

I miss therapy I’m back to crying for an hour before and after every shift

What lack of d2 does to a nigga

You never pissed behind a tree?

Nah fuck that nature calls I think ur just being a hater + you don’t have to do her like that

one really soothing thing you can only do if you have huge cans is smack em into each other. like one of those pendulum ball desk toys. thunk-thunk-thunk. just one more example of the powerful tit lobby’s stranglehold on washington

My bosses like to send me Slack messages while I’m at home but IM the bad guy for not reading them until I’m on the clock

I’m a good shot and put the Butch in butcher but I fear my cycling days are behind me.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

Polymarket is trying VERY HARD to wheedle their way into a more socially acceptable space, where instead of being FanDuel for bombings, they are thought of as An Important Dataset. They just partnered (read: gave money to) Substack for this reason. Do not accept the premise. It is bullshit.

This has nothing to do with the specific content here, but Polymarket adopting the language of news, here with BREAKING, and with Texas election results earlier this week, is BAD. Polymarket is not and will never be a news org or break news. It's a betting app. It's Draft Kings for sociopaths.

Nintendo going Suge Knight mode on the US govt

Nah hes smart enough to not throw away his freedom out of spite

I can’t see why anyone would want to raise a kid these days let alone a teenager. And he won’t talk to me about it so I’ll never know.

He graduated HS and got into college early (on an academic scholarship) and hes dropping out to work full time and be a dad and I’m wondering wtf I did wrong

Like he JUST turned 19 on the 3rd. I lightweight wanna beat his ass.

My kid just had a kid today

Kid just turned 19

Yeahhhhhh