Jessie B 💜 (@jessiebeyer)

Hi, I’m God.

I created sunshine and weed. I’m not mad at California libruhls.

14.01.2025 01:29 👍 11543 🔁 978 💬 196 📌 28

谢谢美国政府点燃了我内心的激情。中国共产党万岁，习近平主席万岁

14.01.2025 04:34 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mark Cuckerberg will rue the day. RUE IT

14.01.2025 03:06 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sometimes I just don’t really have anything to say on here. Will work to fix this

14.01.2025 03:05 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you!!! I actually just started updating my YouTube today. I believe my tag is just jessiebeyer!!!

11.01.2025 02:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So embarrassing to be one of my ops 😭 read a book fr

09.01.2025 02:27 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Happily NOT participating in sober Jan and having myself a glass of red wine! (2) Trying out my new anti hangover Wands from TikTok shop. Happy Wednesday XD

08.01.2025 22:16 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have a feeling this meme format is going to get a lot of use over the next four years.

07.01.2025 21:30 👍 2021 🔁 235 💬 42 📌 8

NEVER FORGET!

07.01.2025 20:51 👍 1847 🔁 372 💬 29 📌 4

👇🏽🤔

(We don’t know who made this… but 🎯)

08.01.2025 13:44 👍 18558 🔁 4510 💬 357 📌 193

Welcome to idiocracy.

08.01.2025 13:24 👍 41150 🔁 4996 💬 4421 📌 706

Be careful who you hate — it might be someone you love.

07.01.2025 18:02 👍 3257 🔁 415 💬 46 📌 17

Horrible. Won’t do.

08.01.2025 13:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

x
X has ~18m daily USA users. @bsky.app, ~1.5m.

Is it worth 20 MINS a day to proactively recruit and bring your friends, neighbors,relatives, businesses, anyone who is or could be a user, to @bsky.app?

If Bluesky ends up with more users than the others, you destabilize musk, zuck, trump.

06.01.2025 22:31 👍 80279 🔁 18850 💬 2796 📌 1121

What is the Bluesky equivalent of “tweet” ? “Post” is boring. Need something catchier. Also a replacement for “subtweet” is desperately needed. Thx

08.01.2025 04:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hello to my new followers. Thank you for following me over here where we are free of the bald billionaire bozos

08.01.2025 04:04 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How much melatonin is normal to take because I know it’s not the serving size

08.01.2025 04:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Being stupid is fine but I draw the line when they make it MY problem. Keep me out of it

08.01.2025 04:02 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IDGAF if Hunter Biden did a little crack. I literally don’t care. I don’t care if he did some tax evasion. Nonviolent. What are we even talking about?? The PRESIDENT ELECT is convicted of ASSAULT laws don’t matter anymore

06.12.2024 21:37 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I’m gonna KMS if I can’t use tiktok

06.12.2024 21:11 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0