Matt

I love how they make up scenarios just to try and justify their anger.

I don’t understand the point of the wings opening at any point for any driver. Surely it nullifies the point?

If all the cars can open their wings regardless of where they are, what's the point of them? #AusGP #F1

Wake up.
Check latest news.
Sigh.
Go to work.
Talk about latest news.
Go home.
Check latest news.
Sigh.
Eat.
Sleep.

Why does remembering something before your phone reminder goes off feel like such a win?

Ugh. How much has it gone up? I need to fill up soon 😩

Can we just stop killing each other for five fucking minutes.

Why is it people only sneeze in TV shows when it’s integral to the storyline?

Self-destruct mode activated

Apple have just released a research paper saying that AI doesn't think.

No it doesn't, there is no AI to it.

All it does is feed information put into it through a bunch of algorithms and spit out what is basically the result of a complex search engine.

It's almost useless.

m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social my wife: we have to wear what we died in for eternity!? st. peter: that's right me: [from the back end of our horse costume] what'd he say March 20, 2024 at 3:02 PM

Another day, another onslaught of adverts on YouTube from an app offering how to teach me piano.

I have blocked them more times than I can recall.

I am actually going insane.

Reform are getting in next time aren’t they.

You have to understand that these dozen people will be absolutely fine, multi-multi-multimillionaires no matter what happens.

They don't care.

This was surprisingly powerful. Well done, McSweeney's. Well done, Amanda Lehr.

Grindr really needs to limit how many accounts someone can have on one device.

I have blocked the same guy 30+ times and he keeps making new accounts.

Donald Trump is threatening to sue over this video.

Don't spread it that would upset him.

Get on it, choppity chop.

URGENT: DOJ Deletes Epstein Files Again — And They Directly Implicate Trump For the second time in just three days, the U.S.

WHAT THE F--K!!!

The DOJ has JUST DELETED these Epstein Files again, after a NYT's article from 2016 was shown to corroborate much of it!

Share Everywhere: We Screen-Grabbed what they just deleted:

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Nigel Farage is too scared to debate Zack Polanski.

Are these "British REFORM UK Values"? Reform MPs have voted AGAINST: Legislation to protect women from: Stalking Harassment Upskirting Spiking Drinks There's a solution, but it's NoT Reform

Reform are against protecting women!

#NeverVoteReform

I just stick UK made products in me.

Viz Letterbocks. APPARENTLY it costs the NHS over £300,000 a year to remove foreign objects from people's rectums. Why aren't we removing British objects instead? Was Brexit all for nothing? Gerry Paton, London

Your Supreme Leader is in hospital again. It’s nothing serious and ABSOLUTELY NOT THIS.

I repeat: BOTTOM-RELATED, NOT THIS.

Morning morning Teams Meeting 😴

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.

Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

"I'm a warrior for Free Speech!!" *Wants to just say slurs*

Many such cases

Definition of all mouth no trousers.

I know it’s been said a million times but it’s pretty funny how many short king steroid comedians with corny ass manchild tattoos called themselves free speech warriors right up until the moment free speech was actually under attack.

Nigel Farage is in Dubai right now asking billionaires there to fund Reform.

These are the people he is selling the UK off to.

Foreign billionaires.

He loves immigrants so long as they are rich.

That will hopefully push his supporters over the edge.