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I get that nothing matters until the NY Times reports it, but some of us more independent outlets had this story a month ago...

www.techdirt.com/2026/02/19/d...

07.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 204 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
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It Wasn't Fascism All Along Conservatism was a distinct ideology but it is dead and it is not coming back.

Very interesting from @polphilpod.bsky.social.

"It's not as if fascism ever went away...Fascists have fought to undermine conservatism from within...Fascists took elite conservatives' measure nicely...The future will belong either to liberals or fascists."

www.liberalcurrents.com/it-wasnt-fas...

07.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 268 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 4

people said that about Iraq too but they collapsed very quickly and americans were welcomed as liberators

07.03.2026 09:19 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

"Like if you combined the Viet Cong's command and control, the Houthis' conviction, Hezbollah's rockets, and Afghanistan's geography"

07.03.2026 09:09 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Certain models of the 2003 Motorola MPx200 clamshell phone contained a ringtone that was blatantly just the "Fever" theme from Dr. Mario with different notes.

06.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 1800 πŸ” 458 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 32
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A beautiful tribute to Kristi Noem.

06.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 2155 πŸ” 632 πŸ’¬ 171 πŸ“Œ 60
06.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 1269 πŸ” 263 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"

06.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 5252 πŸ” 1791 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 87

Yeeeah they are definitely going to put this video in the trial.

06.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

06.03.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 14076 πŸ” 1978 πŸ’¬ 705 πŸ“Œ 235

The culprit: GitHub Actions. Devs are using untrusted input (like issue titles) in workflows with permissive defaults. It’s the same old injection story, just with a new YAML flavor. If your CI/CD trusts external strings, you’ve already lost. #devops 2/5

06.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry I stopped reading after step 2 on that diagram because I'm dying from laughter

06.03.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

More likely, they're getting the polls done over there because they believe (clearly correctly) that their local pollsters would leak the polls to ratfuck them.

06.03.2026 08:13 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why didn’t you open up with β€œthaad news, everyone”?

04.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 170 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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31 years ago today, Krusty the Clown first mentioned saying β€œthe quiet part loud,” an expression which has since gone on to widespread usage.

#TheSimpsons episode β€œA Star is Burns” first aired March 5, 1995.

06.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 651 πŸ” 195 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 15

finally watched Casablanca. wild in this day and age for something to actually live up to the hype

06.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 5825 πŸ” 342 πŸ’¬ 309 πŸ“Œ 103

All polls are bad, especially those that are used to feed narratives of "pressure is mounting". It's a self-reinforcing, one-way destablisation machine. The gallery love this shit. Once the blood is in the water they lose their damn minds.

06.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

The best time to join "all polls are bad" is when you love them, when they are singing their siren song to you, promising the future you've always dreamed.

06.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I've said it so many times but when it's good news for the left it's FINALLY AN HONEST POLL and when it's bad news for the left it's LANDLINES

06.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Very funny that all the Curia poll truthers are eargerly sharing the Curia poll that tells them what they most crave

06.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

is it a $7m η΄…εŒ…

06.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just thinking about that in the context of "so why do we want to know our code", and how previous rounds of "someone else can do it we can just profit" went

06.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Suddenly remembered that there was an era (mid-2000s?) where the big thing was outsourcing everything from coding to personal assistant tasks to gig workers in India/Philippines. It'd cost very little, you'd go to sleep and it'd be done when you woke up.

06.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

hi i need a box for [I keep thinking she's NYT reporter Judith Miller]

05.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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AN OPEN LETTER ABOUT THE FUTURE OF CRITIC TE Δ€ROHI.

05.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

but they said that relationship was platonic!!

05.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alexander and Aristoles's relationship was... platonic??

05.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Spotify starves artists to pay this fuckin clown millions. It can feel daunting to leave if you've lived in it for years, but streaming music is a utility now, it's easier than you think to swap providers (and bring your playlists/library with you). Here's a good guide from @bcmerchant.bsky.social:

05.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 239 πŸ” 112 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 6

The Ukrainians should trade the drones for Tomahawks.

05.03.2026 07:24 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

didn't see "instead of the US providing interceptors to Ukraine to shoot down Iranian drones, they're buying Ukrainian interceptors to shoot down Iranian drones themselves" coming

05.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 329 πŸ” 98 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 1