Henri

Felt like an auspicious day to get a haircut, helps with the dread of turning another year older

A person drinking clorox through a straw

Really not feeling all that jazzed about my upcoming birthday, I've done basically everything to make it a feel good day but it still feels like a blade hanging above my head

Two water rails on cobblestone in front of a model of two extinct proboscideans

A sauropodomorph and it's baby

A scene from the permian. A stem mammal with brown fur and a pseudosuchian in a horse tail and monkey puzzle tree forest, underneath the reflective surface of a pond lurks a giant temnospondyle

Skeletal reconstructions of an archosaur and a temnospondyle, the temnospondyle has copper plates across its back

A family of cave bears

A scene from the Triassic, a group of plateosaurus and some small archeosaurs in a semi desert

A giant ichthyosaur skeleton

A giant marine crocodilian is pursuing some smaller marine crocodilians

Me in front of a family of cave bears

Me in front of some wooly mammoths

Me looking up to a plateosaurus

Me standing in front of a plateosaurus

Natural history museum time 🦕🦣

It's going to end up bipedal, isn't it?

A crying dog with headphones holding a piece of paper

Bart Simpson reading Queer Focus

New spinosaurus just dropped?!
Great day for autistic people
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Cat throwing brick

It's heartbreaking that Henry VIII got to "king" Stephen's resting place, 500 years before I had the chance to
Five years of studying history in uni has left me with a laundry list of grudges against men who in large parts have been dead for centuries

Just me

A pin of a blue tortoise carrying a stack of books

I've got a new pin 📚🐢

Well it can go straight to hell for all I care

I'll be alright, just in a bad mood rn

Danke ✌️

Doing something positive for myself like going for a short walk or doing a set of pushups (which isn't ideal either but the better option by far)

A raccoon in a straight jacket sitting in a padded room. The text says "I got too silly"

CW: ED
This is also wrecking years of progress with my disordered eating, because I a) don't eat at all when I have the flu or anything like that, and b) I can't work out when I'm sick, so this reintroduces the idea that I can just not eat when I have any food related guilt instead of

Kitten saying: rage is consuming me

I've been ill the whole week because several people showed up to work while being ill, and I'm really quite discheesed. I had originally planned to have dinner with my partner wednesday and wanted to visit family in france over the weekend, but I'm stuck at home, coughing and sweating my heart out

Peter Griffin doing a basic instinct

Yeah I get it

I don't really have a type, just people my friends aren't the least bit surprised I'm into. But yeah, masc bisexual women, guys who you can tell studied engineering, very tall and skinny vampire looking folks,women, 35-50, with a smoker's voice and buff bear-ish types seem to respond well to me

Me in front of the natural history museum, a statue of an azhdarchid pterosaur in the background

A jelly fish, blue and white

An anomalocharid

The skull of the marine sloth Thalassocnus

Museum time, tism goes brrr

Danke Maus

Thx luv

I'm about to unlock levels of autism hitherto unseen

Just some mirror selfies

Mirror selfie, face covered by phone, hand on belt

Mirror selfie, showing off my biceps

Feeling very gender™ rn

The peruvian army at the battle of Miraflores on the 15th of January 1881, during the War of the Pacific

Chat, what do we think about me getting a tattoo of Anzu (the dinosaur) as a tribute to my dual loves assyriology and paleontology?
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A lemur looking obliviously at the camera. In neon green letters the words "oh wow" are superimposed on the image

Unpaused the podcast I'm currently listening to (Thin end of the wedge), and it starts with "to tie back to our earlier mention of T*ump and demon sex"

Sad raccoon

You hate to see it

A baby red panda, hunched over covering his ears, seemingly having a panic attack. In the upper left corner is the logo of austrian public broadcasting agency ORF's styrian branch

I fear I'm slowly approaching the point where people with daddy issues are starting to consider me as their type and I'm not ready for that

Doodles of several animals, a cat, a seal, a mouse-baloon, and two baby birds

just some little guys

Tuxedo cat in a propeller hat licking a lollipop

Does anybody know any history podcasts worth listening to?
I'm about to be done with my re-listen of The Merovingians podcast and I need something to listen to while I'm in the train or on the treadmill

Me posing in front of the mirror, with an opossum plushie named Nominoë on my shoulder

Don't talk to me, or my daughter, ever again