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I always thought God was a gay man or into bestiality because in Sunday school they told us a story that was basically,

“And Adam wandered through the garden but didn’t want to fuck a bee or a dog so he asked God to create women.”

Which just made women seem like an afterthought to God.

Great look when you can see the bitch tits. Nipples protruding, very disrespectful.

Maybe it’s the angle but that seriously looks like it says “Super WMD Card.”

Had a wonderful time at the gay bar. I think my nerdy ass actually ended up leaving with the cutest guy there. Dropped him off at his place and we’re gonna hang out soon.

Maybe I find you stunningly perfect. I think you’re fucking cute

Curse my soul, hero on a roll. Herk is banging hittters and that Greek is on a on roll.

Hair up. Check my nails. Honey how you do, is it good as hell?

I’m not afraid of the unknown because I’m here with you.

The conversation broke up after. So I think I struck a nerve.

Just shouted at a guy into void from my patio, “My God. How long do ya need to hear a man to hear why his wife divorced him?”

Please stop pumping up Massie. He is literally the one piece of shit who voted against the revenge porn bill.

He fucking sucks he just found traction on this one issue.

I just realized this. They’re running with the 47 year time span to flatter Trump. That’s how ill conceived this entire plan is.

In fact they were so low on the list of imminent threats we decided to go to war with the same country twice in that time span.

In hindsight, pretty shit job considering he had to show up in person to do keep the “remote worker isn’t touching their keyboard” program happy

I love the idea that they were an imminent threat but also we had to go war with a few other countries first because they were more imminent threats.

Always remember this.

Like she literally found the one legal space to shit on her exes and make some really heinous accusations. Which had nothing to do with her actual job, she went out of her way to do it.

lol she straight up accused her exes of raping her and making revenge porn of her which she could only do without legal recourse because she said it as part of her job. Why would you go to the floor for someone so batshit and toxic?

Unironically using the term “warfighters” in speech immediately conveys the fact that you’ve never even had a callous on your fingers. Not even from trying to learn guitar or anything.

Yeah if I were dating Corey Lewandowski I’d also say I slept next to a violent man every night.

Speaking to reporters on his airplane in Wisconsin Tuesday, Trump vowed to stand by his campaign manager and lashed out at the young female reporter who conveyed the incident to police. "How do you know those bruises weren't there before?" the New York businessman charged.

I’m pretty sure there were other incidents but here’s the top search result. And hoo boy, what a quote from Trump about a woman’s bruises.

Yeah that’s how I describe my boyfriend, noted woman puncher Corey Lewandowski, too.

Yeah if your first date consists of one of you bawling your eyes out and the other comforting them then I’m not going to even criticize it. You found each other, good for you. You knew what you wanted and got it.

Well he works in tech you don’t actually need customers, just bigger bag holders.

I saw the Millenial Mustache and immediately thought, “I can ignore this moron’s opinions.”

I have worked in customer and client facing jobs my entire adult life. It is incredible to me to see people who have not had to ever consider another person’s thoughts and feelings flail their way through the most basic assumptions of “your customer base is where your money comes from.”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

Don’t steal cumtown bits

This is what Corey Lewandowski can do for you: thank your former boss for the fake job they made up for you.

Basic Bo Ric’s bitch hair cut