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This is why humans have hands. To do stuff like this

Nawww, that's so cute. And I love your top!

The oil is flowing into the sewers and the streets are on fire in Tehran

That is the best. I love every single one of their furry little faces. 💓

"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"

Holy shit the disrespect! I hope he just unleashed a generational curse on himself. What a cunt.

Also, this -
(Friction!)

As he left I saw he had a massive back piece of the gates of Auschwitz.

I never saw him again.

He was clearly deeply ashamed - and that is the only appropriate response to people seeing your Nazi tattoos. No hand waving or I didn't know.

One night during Summer he came in without a shirt on. Not uncommon in Australia, but something felt off immediately. He seemed down, uncomfortable, and stood back from the register.

As he got closer I saw he had Nazi tattoos on his chest. He did not make eye contact & rushed out of there.

Talking of Nazi tattoos, I've told this story before, but it seems relevant again.

When I was like 20ish I was working in a supermarket and there was a guy close to my age who would come in when I was working nights sometimes. Really sweet, seemed smart, and never made me feel uncomfortable.

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

Thank fuck it's Friday. If everyone could just be chill and normal until this weekend is over that would be great. We all deserve a break from *everything*.

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If you're normally a Eurovision fan but joining the boycott this year, I've put together a spreadsheet of all the national selection winners with links to their songs, so you can watch without giving money and views to the Eurovision YouTube channel:

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If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!

Anyway, any time William Joseph Martin comes up, I think about his book Exquisite Corpse, which is the most fucked up book I've ever read (positive. I think). When Oscar Wilde said "There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book," he didn't know it yet, but he was talking about Exquisite Corpse.

It's so frustrating and so easy to fall into feeling like there's no point making plans in the future. But I think we still need to, if only as an act of hope that maybe 9/10 has to be cancelled, but one of these plans will work out.

Just casually reminding everyone that my book comes out in a few weeks, it REALLY helps if you preorder, and if you want a signed copy, you can get one shipped to you from Loyalty Books in DC 🖖🏽

A fluffy white cat reclines in a modern white lounge chair, lying on its back with its front paws resting on its belly and back legs stretched out. The cat looks relaxed and content, as if lounging like a person in the sunlight near a window.

Good, I see the council is assembled. We have mews from the outer rim to discuss.

I think there's a big difference between seeing it and actually understanding what you're looking at. They've probably never had to pay attention to it.

I think some people really get off on that. Like they want kudos points for being in the vicinity of disabled people, but they need people to know that they don't actually respect the disabled people.

Meanwhile, I really hope the people working there get a proper wage.

Ewwwww. That's so fucked up.

It's no coincidence that perhaps the worst era in discontinued food history lines up perfectly with the exact window in time when "She's So High" by Tal Bachman was popular...really makes you think

“And for him to turn around in the last week and have a crack at David Pocock and Grace Tame, you could not be further departed from the reality of Australians to do that.” – Hannah Ferguson

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I'd say it isn't even that they become Liberals, they just don't do anything! They're just sitting there staring at us while we beg them to actually do something to improve this country.

Oh!! I love him!

31 years ago today, Krusty the Clown first mentioned saying “the quiet part loud,” an expression which has since gone on to widespread usage.

#TheSimpsons episode “A Star is Burns” first aired March 5, 1995.

It is so weird when younger people think that getting older means ceasing social participation

This is also why so many of you fear aging. You think that you will be forced away from life and society

"With A Little Help From My Friends" - Hozier & Lake Street Dive (LIVE on The Late Show) YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Hozier showing up and doing this with his hands in his pockets, sir I KNOW you’re not of this world you’re not fooling anyone

youtu.be/H1j1KgKlyZU

Dude is clearly made of magic. He's got to be at the top of the list of people who are actually vampires that walk among us. He obviously doesn't depend on how lungs to breathe while he sings, he looks like he could lift a car off a child with one hand, and he can make anyone fall in love with him.

Omfg that's so incredibly creepy.