Griffin

Benghazi ain’t going away!!

I frew up

Eeby deeby

I’m smoking thag scungebob and packrick 🔥

I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids *points at me* and that gay guy

I still think it’s just completely random

I’ve always said immigrants are some of the most cultureful members of our community

Someone at my work heated up poop in the break room microwave 🙄

🧢

I don’t practice Santaria! I don’t got no elves and Claus!

FUCK THIS PLACE

POV you are 14 years old

Student loan forgiveness getting struck down and twitter dying is legit the worst 1-2 punch since the North Tower and Tower 7

Fuck me man I had so much cool porn bookmarked. Now I’m basically on a cystic fibrosis support forum

It’s gonna kick ass when some saudi app pops up like 15 minutes after twitter officialy dies where you can import all your old tweets like hbo->max

Found a guy!

It rules that twitter, which is basically DDOSing itself, still runs better on mobile browser than this piece of shit. Elon forever god is dead

This gotta be my favorite part of the song 💯

The desantis one is so bad

My little cousin just named a toy shark “Chomper Sharky”. You are watching a master at work

That one homie you can go feet to shoulders with

It’s unreal that the new world order put that shit in tylenol that gave everyone in gen z anxiety so they can shit on us until we die and we’re all too pussy to do a mass shooting about it

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh

This place runs slower than my nut dribbling down your completely flat chest

Spongebobs vs Patricks cig blasting competition

I’m going to KILL MYSELF