Jane Austen's Political Tweets

If only all the famous military losers of the past had only known that the path to victory was to demand capitulation.

Why Napoleon would've been Tsar of Russia!

Normally 100 tankers pass through the Strait of Hormuz every day. If the Iranian Guard has just a 1% success rate.....

Just a reminder that Fascists are not fiscally conservative.

We live in the era where one has to assume the very worst about the character of those who voluntarily visit trump in the White House.....

including Lionel Messi.

Deploying Delta Force to the streets of Tehran would have real Battle of the Little Bighorn energy......

On a somewhat related note....

If Iran's football were to show up for the World Cup games this summer, how are they not captured and taken hostage by trump's people?

Or... "Credit card number theft" glasses.

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The Battle of the Little Bighorn.....

There's a traditional thought among Putin, and his acolytes, that the typical length of a war is no more than 4 days.....

What you voted for, MAGA.

Why would there be any expectation that help would be given, from Ukraine or anybody else?

What Laura Ingraham wants Trump to say, "The accidental bombing of the Iran girls schols was a unspeakable tragedy that must never hapen agins, etc, etc, etc, ...."

What trump will probably say, "Yeah, we meant to do it. It was planned from the very beginning...."

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Unless, of course, the cyberattack originates from inside Russia....

Which any idiot could have told you.....

Suck it up, @washingtonpost.

You help enabled this.

"Let them eat Beluga sturgeon caviar...."

Which is not even a concern. Not in the slightest.....
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American imperialism? Yeah.

Successful American imperialism? Not with the idiots that are trying to implement it.

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What is the current value of a U.S. soldier?

This sets up the basis for a future scenario......

1. Trump annnounces the unconditional surrender of Iran.

2. White House demands that the rockets hitting U.S.bases in the middle east must be ignored.

Which gets one to wondering what a snatch-and-grab inside the borders of the U.S. could accomplish......

By September, with oil still not flowing thru the Strait of Hormuz, the US won't even be able to afford the cost of the bricks....

"declare victory" or, as they say, surrender unconditionally.....

Chat prompt....

Please craft press releases in the style of someone for whom english is a second language.

Don't worry. Trump still loves Putin.

Not kidding. Trump still loves Putin.

Oil price hits $150 per barrel.

Price of gas hits $6.50 per gallon.

Who is surrendering unconditionally then, trump?

The good news that would flow from having to occupy Iran.....

It would a fitting end to trump's dream to expand the borders of the U.S.. The forcible annexation of Greenland would be abandoned.

There was a time that a suggestion that the US Military would launch a military strike on Boy Scouts would be considered ludicrous.

But not after what has happened in Iran.....

Trump threatens to block opening of US-Canada bridge The White House has reiterated its demands, even after a 'positive' call between Trump and Mark Carney.

It is to laugh.....
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O Great Crystal Ball, Seer of Seers, prognosticator of Prognosticators, who is trump's choice for leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran?

I see... I see.... Iran's next leader is going to be a white American male who believes Jesus's return is imminent.