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Ryland Garnett

@meaterbones

game designer and writer, sometimes photographer. My first game was funded! https://www.backerkit.com/c/projects/goosepoop-games/food-evil newsletter: https://strange-wonders.ghost.io/ games: https://meatnbones.itch.io/

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kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders

04.12.2025 14:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 4312 ๐Ÿ” 941 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
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24.11.2025 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2229 ๐Ÿ” 688 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

i have always depended on the kindness of gamers

24.11.2025 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 56 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Evan DeSimone
Every time we're forced to talk about Joe Rogan I am reminded of my best and most immutable axiom: Nothing that only men like is cool. 

Everyone is mad about this so let me just clarify that I am 100% correct.

Evan DeSimone Every time we're forced to talk about Joe Rogan I am reminded of my best and most immutable axiom: Nothing that only men like is cool. Everyone is mad about this so let me just clarify that I am 100% correct.

21.07.2025 16:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3174 ๐Ÿ” 621 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 31
Barbie Yaga Dream Hut: a barbie house on big pink chicken legs.

Barbie Yaga Dream Hut: a barbie house on big pink chicken legs.

10.07.2025 14:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 935 ๐Ÿ” 354 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
Excuse Me, but Your Theme Park Is Actually a Motif Park I just had a tour of your newly renovated theme park. I hate to be that guy, but I just want to mention that, while you refer to your destination a...
10.07.2025 13:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's the part I'm excited about! ๐Ÿ˜‚

04.07.2025 12:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you so much, super helpful!

03.07.2025 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@gregstolze.bsky.social I'm starting a new Delta Green campaign (as a player for once) and I was inspired by your character, Mace, on Dead Channels to try building a con-man. Do you have any advice on building his custom profession?

02.07.2025 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did a lot of data entry right out of college and got super good at using the numpad. perfectly typing in a long string on the numpad without looking feels so good, man. I bet this is what it felt like to be one of those archers at agincourt and see your arrow punch through a knight's chestplate

03.04.2025 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 644 ๐Ÿ” 52 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
a photo of a Mr Potato Head Beholder, I mean if you know what either of those things are you can probably figure it out but well let's see. OK it's a plastic potato, that looks a little like a testicle, that you can add various other bits of plastic too. Normally this would be like the kind of normal shit that an anthropomorphic potato would rock, you know like arms, legs, etc, this time it's replaced with a giant cyclopean eye, various beholder stalks each doing various magic things and it has a little wizard's hat on.

oh yeah it's got a moustache, so yeah, that's where we're at. good times.

a photo of a Mr Potato Head Beholder, I mean if you know what either of those things are you can probably figure it out but well let's see. OK it's a plastic potato, that looks a little like a testicle, that you can add various other bits of plastic too. Normally this would be like the kind of normal shit that an anthropomorphic potato would rock, you know like arms, legs, etc, this time it's replaced with a giant cyclopean eye, various beholder stalks each doing various magic things and it has a little wizard's hat on. oh yeah it's got a moustache, so yeah, that's where we're at. good times.

not gonna lie, every now and then late stage capitalism throws up some truly eldritch abominations that you just have to, grudgingly, allow

And in that spirit let's just say that Wizkids have announced a Mr Potato Head beholder, yep that's a thing that we're doing now apparently

26.02.2025 13:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 55 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

As one of those three this made my day! We just played our third session and the love is still there.

09.01.2025 17:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0