Ludwig

a serious contender for best breakfast sandwich ever

It's important to stay flexible!

I think it's important to eat healthy so moving forward I'll be limiting my cheat days to just Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, Sundays and Mondays.

Valtteri Bottas hive RISE UP!

While I really appreciate that every Democratic primary candidate in Chicago is running with a message of ICE Out, Ma'am, you are running for Water Reclamation Commissioner, are you referring to ACTUAL ice?

a cat is sitting in a chair with a bag of lay chips ALT: a cat is sitting in a chair with a bag of lay chips

Me tracking you from my couch

don't tease

I'll never get the same endorphin rush from exercising that I do from a good plate of biscuits and gravy

no battery pack could give me back my lost sleep

so far...

I almost cried

Woke up from a nightmare that my phone battery dropped from 100% to 46% within five minutes of leaving the house, whew I was SWEATING

challenge accepted

wow, an HONOR!

Just ran the silliest distance ever

Oh nothing, just lying in bed, dropping my phone on my face.

well ..THEY DO

how much napkin does one need?

exactly. I thought the same thing when I realized the err of my ways

'bout to.make a bunch of messes!