Lara 🇨🇦

😅 just passing by, you know.

Hey I just opened this app for the first time in months, no reason. Anyway hi.

Haaaa team Adam Ant coming through. I think we’re all here. It’s just us. 🐜

Don't freeze up girl.

I don't care about hockey but I am a huge fan of spite, so, yeah, fucking A

Oh this is great, I don’t have sports tv channels, thanks for the updates 😅

I really wish Americans would stop treating the continued existence of Canada as the sort of thing they can do amusing thought experiments about.

Get entirely fucked.

Well darn there goes that plan 😅 (and thank you, I feel a bit better today)

We are being called maple syrup lickers in some circles which like - is that supposed to be an insult?

I am sick and had a fever dream that a line of Canadians were hucking chestnuts over the border. You know the green spiky ones? Do they have those down there because if not I think we could maybe really take this, you guys.

Thank you! Will check it out tomorrow. Night night 💤

To change your default search on iPhone:

Settings -> Search -> Search Engine

Settings -> Apps -> Safari -> Search Engine

(I do have the DuckDuckGo app already installed, not sure if that’s a prerequisite or not for it to show up as an option.)

ps, Anyone have mail client suggestions?

Photo by Patrick Keefe of a honking Canadian goose squaring off against a American bald eagle, its wings flared open

Current mood

NEW - BC Premier David Eby says British Columbia was looking at Starlink to deliver ‘last mile’ connectivity and is no longer considering the company for a government contract. #bcpoli

ELON MUSK: I am a Nazi. I support Nazi ideals. I support Nazi regimes in other countries, including Germany. I believe only white babies matter and that immigrants should be rounded up and put in camps.
ME: I think people should get rid of their Teslas.
EVERYONE: YOU'RE the REAL Nazi.

Pierre Poilievre refused to reject Musk’s endorsement after the nazi salute, any questions?

Pierre doing what Pierre does - deflect, deflect, deflect.

#pierrepoilievre
#neverpoilievre
#2SLGBT

Full video on TT - link ⬆️

Oooh yeah you have a great name. Someone would actually have to be out to get me (probably) to want mine, yours would mos def be scooped by a weirdo. Because who else is signing up there now hahahahaSOB.

a woman is sitting at a table with the words " one day the sadness will end " ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with the words " one day the sadness will end "

lol just kidding, we’re doomed

I’ve been running an app (Redact) to delete all my tweets for weeks. I’m waffling between deleting my acct entirely vs. leaving it empty. Reason: this user name of mine has been around - I’m worried someone will scoop it (and maybe my profile photo?) and say turrible things. Am I being paranoid Y/N?

Well I was really on a roll there but unfortunately I’m gonna have to reset the “Days Without Crying at Work” counter back to 0. Actually -1 because I cried twice.

Yep. Still staring at the wall. Just me and my wall.

I can’t believe people are worried about TikTok spying on you when your Tesla is working for an actual Nazi who is now working for the government.

I’m just sitting here staring at the wall.

Hey you. You too 💗

Oh today is a bad day. Which may not be the best day to start posting on here but also maybe it is.

Hi I found you yay.