Westor Lowbrood, Hyperactive Deviant

I've been running around Africa with a measuring stick and a clip board

Listen I'm giving them a lot of consideration here. I'm letting with measure hard, compared to me soft, and they're still pretty small!

Let's see you come up with a better method, wise guy

Statical outliars

Zebras having big dicks is just propaganda spread by Big Zebra, they're actually pretty small tbh

Hay I think you lost this *holds out your virginity, somehow*

Me: hmmm I shall blacklist the word 'vore' because I dislike it

some people into vore, apparently: Lets see how I can fuck up spelling vore today. Lets add 3 more vowels. Lets make it a compound word. What if I write it in french

Economical *drags in a money printer*

I'm like when people introduce an invasive species to solve a different invasive species

Yippie!!!

Omg are you asking me out on a problems date

Yay! *Starts casting wild magic*

And with enthusiasm

Kobold is more apt for me but person is applicable

And no, if I wanted to do good I'd to to a soup kitchen

Ayye yo this is sick as hell. Thank you kindly for drawing this

Really crude 10 minute drawing cause I thought the idea was funny

Can I come over and cause problems

whos that tiny fuck ass dog on their watch

A chubby lion who does trading card alterations with tiny brushes at a furry convention booth
(I have no idea how long it takes to do card alters)
(This is a pipe dream tbh)

Costco's selections of men's shoes must be for the most petite and tinny men because my wide ass feet try to burst from the sides of them like a werewolf TF sequence

a kobold throwing Woman Bombs™ that TF people into Woman™ for International Woman™s Day™

I save the waiter the trouble and take it home with me

The elf taunted the orc with, "I bet you're too stupid to fuck me in the ass," and thats how they got to this scene

An orc slowly building rage, as the elf they're trying to ravage smirks at them
The orc has torn through enough layers of clothing to stock an outlet mall, and they're still finding pants, skirts, shorts, and ect getting between them and the elf ass they're trying to fuck

Jason's face has a lot of blue on it, and frankly I have not thought about that dipshit in so long I would have never made the comparison

Maybe someone you're saying it to hmm

Yoshi with the hyper pipe, huh? I've seen that before

I can point you in the direction of a red dragon I know that's a bit lonely. Your first quest to build a draconic harem

You're not gonna hear the ocean with that pressed against your ear

[holds up a pregnancy test]
You just lost the pull out game

There's so many things but yeah, my (use of parentheses) is very much in that line. Maybe I'll adopt the *foot note

Other favorites are how he makes everyone a bit complex and flawed. Or his weird similies.