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And yes, I had to stop midway through to pee, because screaming like a moose requires pelvic floor strength that I sacrificed having giant headed spawn come out of my body.
you have no idea how fucking fun this is.
You dont have to be a perfect parent, but there are ways to turn your parents knee-jerk reactions of yelling at you, into something silly you do to get rid of negative emotions with your own kids.
I'm healing my generational trauma, forcefully. And im doing it by screaming at my kids, like a fucking moose (elk?), changing the pitch until it echos off the ceiling, as I chase them around the house. And when they inevitably fall over laughing, I lick their foreheads and scream SIMBA!
It's been a while yall, so im back from outerspace. I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face.
I may have bought a record player and ktels High Energy album from 1978.
🎵🎶
Feel free to drop music recommendations.
Why the hell was I born a human? I have to pay taxes but I could be shitting on someone's car and eating worms.
Why the hell was I born a human? I have to pay taxes but I could be shitting on someone's car and eating worms.
1372 days to go.
(Was I gone from bsky that long?)
Only 1296 days to the next election!
They all seem to have the safety caps on, so I don't really see a big deal here. Birds are immune to drugs right?
How? Even with Rosetta or Duolingo, I can't seem to gain or retain a 2nd language.
Like genuinely, bilingual people are amazing. I stumble over my words in English and I've spoken it my whole life. 😭
I wish we could buy two of him. ✌️ more Alec is more better
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More like another Luigi with a clear line of sight and good aim.
All this would be a lot easier if we just cancelled DOGE and taxed billionaires more. 🤷🏻♂️
I'm suffering from a lack of oomph today, I have the desire but no ability to get up and get started.
Motivational songs and reasons to deep clean less used living spaces, if you please!
In an hour, it'll only be 1415 more days of the orange nightmare... we hope
1420
Real talk, sweating through deodorant in a few hours is embarrassing as hell.
In my teen years, I switched deodorant brands every 6 months because they'd stop working for me.
Dove mens "clean comfort" is the only thing that lasts all day. Stole it from my spouse years ago and never looked back.
The AMA has a YouTube page where you can catch up on all the fun, ongoing TB & bird flu outbreaks, since the CDC is no longer allowed to do that: youtube.com/watch?v=HlPB...
COVID lingers in uncirculated air for two hours, but dies on surfaces pretty quick.
Measles hangs out ON SURFACES for two hours. Air? We don’t precisely know, but we can assume it’s longer.
This is the reason all your disabled friends were freaking out about RFK.
I'm going to point my laundry covered chair at my bed and make faces at it until some eldritch horror ends my existence for being a silly goose. 🤪
musk constantly carrying one kid — and only one kid — on his shoulders everywhere in public gets real fucking dark when you think about how often he talks about how people want to kill him.
The underside does not have that much protection I bet. If you can get a fire started in the engine compartment they either sit inside and toast themselves, or they get out and face the public.
A reminder for these times.
1423 more days of trumplestinkskin
