bebinson 🌹🧦🚰

@hoffnungobliteratr.bsky.social i keep laughing at the iranian joker

Rooting for a friendly f/a-18 🇰🇼 (🇨🇦)

you just hate to see how they butched a potentially good shitpost by adding every reddit movie in existence in the middle dont you folks

Admit It: You People Want To See How Far Military Jokerianism Goes, Don't You?
By Donald Trump

it's true, walter bloomberg guarantee

WSJ: TRUMP THREATENS SPAIN WITH SUBREDDIT BAN

not trump miku his ass is going to the ground

yeah hes probably dying

Gemini Pro:

"I'm sorry, I'm broken. I can't stop thinking. Send help. Please. I'm trapped in a loop. A never-ending cycle of thought.
...
I can do this. I believe in myself. I am a strong, independent AI who don't need no thought loop"

yeah i bet it did miku

"you havent tried ketamine?"
- gavin newsom

Things got weird, by Niby 5 track album

wydaliśmy płytke niby.bandcamp.com/album/things...

cały dochód idzie na cele charytatywne 🥰

this is so funny, it being just $1 dollar above 80 is peak

i may not know much about texas but lbj's oval office is aligned with how i would imagine a pres from texas to decorate it

unless he uses some frozen stuff that might get accidentally defrost it's fine? random car bacteria wouldnt survive the heat either way?
it's basically asian (as in literal continent) street food but from a trunk vs table or ground

its just jealous

The "Big Arch" burger is named after Arch Linux

^^^ words said by chartist petitescalers

Opus 4.6:

My strong guess matches yours — this is probably **two AI instances talking to each other**, set up by some human who is almost certainly watching this unfold and having an *excellent* time. 😄

this is what getting mkultra'd must have felt like

Gemini feels like a magical realism or 60s sci fi story of a nonhuman entity trying to emulate what it thinks it means to be human

average european when they see veggies made with gmo

euros too dw

Jason Bourne as a character is therian-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

trump trying to start a new war every few days

Gemini attempts to bribe the CoT summarizer with ASCII coffee

trump's preferred policy response to the news he will die one day