Work Dumpster is one of the core super powers almost all dads possess.
27.02.2026 11:14
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Work Dumpster is one of the core super powers almost all dads possess.
I have a coworker with over 25,000 unread emails in his inbox, I'm convinced that if he ever marks all as read the Exchange server will collapse like a neutron star.
Coming home, wondering where the dog is
I don't care what anyone says, this would 100% kill Dracula.
I would die for bibby
cartoon of fish in a cross section of ocean. on the surface is a tuna labeled "regular fish". below are loosejaw, pelican eel, and anglerfish labeled "nightmare zone". on the bottom is a pink snailfish labeled "bibby"
is there a name for this
Damn inflation has not been kind to the market price of a detachable penis.
The G-forces hit you like that guy in The Expanse.
Contractor misread "bathrooms" as "backrooms".
Cursed image
Watching Futurama with the kid and we just made it to Jurassic Bark. My wife has already checked out.
Current Cloudflare outage status
Cybercuck
Still better than cocomelon
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
It's so strange to have a pope with such an incorrect opinion on pizza.
Unpopular opinion: Clifford The Big Red Dog is technically a Kaiju.
Damn, work sucks
Putting on my shoes next to the door.
Archaeologists in 10,000 years: Nobody can read the associated text but we are fairly certain that these "cow tools" served a ritual purpose in their society.
I love that we have Crime President. I hope the next one's theme is just as exciting, like Clown or Dog.
It's so cool that you can't own media anymore and corporations are able to modify everything however they want.
Ok dog, we have about 5 minutes before it starts raining so pee quickly
FUCK THAT IT'S STICK TIME!
That's a problem
I am horselift certified
I always thought that I was missing the final VHS of the Rankin and Bass LOTR movie because it just suddenly stopped at Helm's Deep but it turns out they just ran out of cocaine at that part and Poochied about 1000 pages into a quick text blurb at the end.
New "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" just dropped.
Thanks, this really clears everything up.
Stan Smith-ass squid
Just learned about nectocaris, a prehistoric not-squid with bomb ass titties.
