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Charlotte Not-Sanguine

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Cryptic/dry utterances, appalling puns, sci-fi stuff, and sundry other things. Swiftie, I've realized. ❤️ Chappell Roan. D&D, She/they. Newly obsessed with Hazbin Hotel, which is reminding me I love musicals.

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"But you can't inject politics into-" when I was a kid in the 80s I was taught that Christopher Columbus was a hero, that the pilgrims helped the Native Americans, and that communism was ontologically evil. In Elementary School. My reaction to this bill is "about freakin' time."

06.03.2026 13:24 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Boosting the KS for a very interesting cyberpunk rpg with some very strong con and heist mechanics snuck in there among the retro future chewiness. I’m stealing a chunk of this.

06.03.2026 16:38 👍 14 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

I'm unsure how people really think people were downplaying a virus that can kill you, make you go blind, wipe out your immune system for years, and oh yeah come back and kill you a decade after you thought you'd shaken it.

06.03.2026 15:42 👍 573 🔁 210 💬 26 📌 5
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Drinking Alone on Christmas, by The Crystal Furs track by The Crystal Furs

And we have an original Christmas song as well, "Drinking Alone on Christmas," which I am determined to make into a new holiday standard one day. crystalfurs.bandcamp.com/track/drinki...

06.03.2026 16:25 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1
“Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem.
The lack of evangelical Christians at America’s most prestigious institutions fuels mistrust.”

Excerpt From
“Opinion | Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem.”
Aaron M. Renn
The Washington Post
https://apple.news/ATJF-eGWhQMuuXvLnrj0ugQ
This material may be protected by copyright.

“Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem. The lack of evangelical Christians at America’s most prestigious institutions fuels mistrust.” Excerpt From “Opinion | Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem.” Aaron M. Renn The Washington Post https://apple.news/ATJF-eGWhQMuuXvLnrj0ugQ This material may be protected by copyright.

Congratulations, WaPo, you did it, you published the worst take

06.03.2026 13:46 👍 3319 🔁 576 💬 169 📌 281

I blame the use of metric & optics: they wanted to be fancy too, so they wanted to copy the vibe. Also: dorks! (Full disclosure: I find metrics acceptable, but unless optics are about lenses, I fucking hate the term.)

06.03.2026 16:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Double-bagging: nice.

06.03.2026 15:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The single most important thing a man can do to be an ally is give his woman friends permission to give dudes at the bar his number so when they call he can angrily say that's not funny because she died 15 years ago that very night

The single most important thing a man can do to be an ally is give his woman friends permission to give dudes at the bar his number so when they call he can angrily say that's not funny because she died 15 years ago that very night

Happy Friday! 👻

06.03.2026 12:35 👍 231 🔁 60 💬 6 📌 2

… it’s the same picture

06.03.2026 12:50 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I worked in restaurants for 10 years and knew a dozen charismatic dirtbag bartenders with severe personality issues and the state of Maine is acting like this guy is a unicorn

06.03.2026 13:16 👍 969 🔁 99 💬 13 📌 8

Wheeling out the garbage, walked within 5 feet of an unalarmed (not fleeing!) rabbit. I froze as the rabbit froze & we shared a moment of immobility in the dark & rain. ❤️ Rabbits.

06.03.2026 14:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh, lol. #CriticalRole Heated Rivalry parody. Yay for shtick/stick handling skills

06.03.2026 04:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Perfect illustration of how the "podcasters are turning on Trump" narrative is bullshit. These guys still want the camps to churn out black smoke, they just don't want to see video of how the bodies get there.

05.03.2026 20:47 👍 356 🔁 90 💬 6 📌 1

Everyone needs to be talking about this.

06.03.2026 03:39 👍 1119 🔁 542 💬 4 📌 1

did this happen after the primary on Tuesday??? lmao oh my god are other transphobe Dems just quitting because they got stomped so badly

06.03.2026 00:13 👍 679 🔁 116 💬 3 📌 0

As long as it's not from a Sirius Cybernetics tea machine!

06.03.2026 02:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Close your eyes to danger and it won't be a problem, like the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

06.03.2026 01:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

evacuate now? in our moment of triumph?!

06.03.2026 01:51 👍 24 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

06.03.2026 01:46 👍 63 🔁 20 💬 4 📌 0

Eh'lan Muuuuskkk. Thank you, Anne McCaffrey, for teaching me the value of gratuitous apostrophes for sci-fy-ing a name.

06.03.2026 00:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only way to get a Firefly revival to work. M'arque Z'yrkerrbrgg, P'ietor Tphiel, etc.

05.03.2026 23:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe if they space an oligarch a week, each one resembling one on Earth. Geoff By'zos. Zam Yltman, etc.

05.03.2026 22:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

That still hurts.

05.03.2026 22:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Time for China to revive the Great Fleet!

05.03.2026 20:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“anger is real, and so is resolve” goes pretty damn hard

05.03.2026 16:55 👍 2225 🔁 407 💬 10 📌 2
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NOEM: I would disagree with the judge

CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?

NOEM: A what?

CROCKETT: A law degree

NOEM: No I do no-

CROCKETT: Okay

04.03.2026 20:52 👍 32384 🔁 8305 💬 1195 📌 678

and of her "special bag"?

05.03.2026 18:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is Mar a Lago face a requisite of the job?

05.03.2026 18:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Literally every modern political problem

05.03.2026 18:38 👍 521 🔁 137 💬 6 📌 1
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Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.

05.03.2026 14:11 👍 5808 🔁 2055 💬 106 📌 118