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Virginia's Got Some *Sic Semper Tyrannis* For Trump's Face! With full blue house, Gov. Abigail Spanberger and Lege take his agenda head on.

Virginia's Got Some *Sic Semper Tyrannis* For Trump's Face!

With full blue house, Gov. Abigail Spanberger and Lege take his agenda head on.

By @marciej.bsky.social

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Maybe a GOP primary, but I'm hopelessly stuck in the past

Sen. Steve Daines Re-Gifts Montana Senate Seat To Weird Trumper State's other senator broke a dude's arm.

Sen. Steve Daines Re-Gifts Montana Senate Seat To Weird Trumper
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

You can always count on @wonkettemedia.bsky.social for the best in unflattering screen grabs.

I still take the old Marj pic out every now and then, for the lulz. See comments.

Judge Boxwine Won’t Put Joe Biden In Jail For ‘Autopen,’ Because Idiot Also because 'autopen' is not a crime, turns out.

Judge Boxwine Won’t Put Joe Biden In Jail For ‘Autopen,’ Because Idiot
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com

Sh*t Still Going Down. Tabs, Fri., March 6, 2025 Lemon, it's Wednesday.

Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup!

Sh*t Still Going Down. Tabs, Fri., March 6, 2025
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social

Kristi Noem Leaving On A Sex Plane Does Corey have to stay and be Markwayne Mullin's fuckpiece, or does he leave too?

Kristi Noem Leaving On A Sex Plane
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

Guess Pete Hegseth Thinks Dead American Troops Are Suckers And Losers Too Change our mind.

Guess Pete Hegseth Thinks Dead American Troops Are Suckers And Losers Too www.wonkette.com/p/guess-pete...

NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED

Republicans Find Rock Bottom In Texas With Rep. Tony Gonzalez Grody Old Perverts, at it again.

Republicans Find Rock Bottom In Texas With Rep. Tony Gonzalez
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By Marcie Jones @marciej.bsky.social

Steve King 9 @SteveKinglA + Follow Wilders understands that culture and demographics are our destiny. We can't restore our civilization with somebody else's babies. ESTERN ILIZATION Voice of Europe @V_of_Europe Hundreds of Islamists shouting "Allahu Akbar" in Rotterdam, the Netherlands. Wilders is right for over 10 years. #turkijerel RETWEETS LIKES 516 688 10:40 AM - 12 Mar 2017 from lowa, USA

I'm teaching about early 20th century eugenics today and was reminded that 9 years ago Republican Representative Steve King was stripped of his committee assignments by his GOP colleagues for this post that simply states what is now bog standard GOP policy/rhetoric on immigration and "civilization."

Trans Folks Stubbornly Continue To Exist In Kansas, Despite New Driver's License Law Two bad news items and one good one. Come on in!

Trans Folks Stubbornly Continue To Exist In Kansas, Despite New Driver's License Law
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

Guess Pete Hegseth Thinks Dead American Troops Are Suckers And Losers Too Change our mind.

Guess Pete Hegseth Thinks Dead American Troops Are Suckers And Losers Too
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com

Life During Wartime. Tabs, Thurs., March 5, 2026 Morning news roundup! Things to read!

It's your Thursday morning news roundup!

Life During Wartime. Tabs, Thurs., March 5, 2026
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social

Pete Hegseth Got New Call Of Duty, Mom Ordered Pizza, Says We Can Stay Up As Late As We Want Later we can sneak into his dad's office and look at his Playboys!

Pete Hegseth Got New Call Of Duty, Mom Ordered Pizza, Says We Can Stay Up As Late As We Want www.wonkette.com/p/pete-hegse...

Day Five Of Operation Epstein Fury: Apocalypse Soonish Democrats cluck while the world descends into chaos

Day Five Of Operation Epstein Fury: Apocalypse Soonish

Democrats cluck while the world descends into chaos

By @marciej.bsky.social

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FIFA Peace President Would Evacuate Americans From War Zone But Has Ballroom To Plan All the Americans are gone except for two. The embassy’s been hard to reach.

FIFA Peace President Would Evacuate Americans From War Zone But Has Ballroom To Plan
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

Excellent Candidate Wins Texas Democratic Senate Primary. Now Let’s Flip The Seat In November. Our headline would have been the same either way.

Excellent Candidate Wins Texas Democratic Senate Primary. Now Let’s Flip The Seat In November. www.wonkette.com/p/excellent-...

Spire also did "being saved" books about the Japanese officer who led the Pearl Harbor attack, Watergate conspirator Chuck Colson, a Bund Deutscher Mädel girl, and Rev. Tom Skinner. Al Hartley, who drew "Archie," was an evangelical and helped Spire get a license for the Riverdale kids.

Now That's What I Call Terrorism. Tabs, Wed., March 4, 2026 Morning news roundup! Things to read!

It's your Wednesday morning news roundup!

Now That's What I Call Terrorism. Tabs, Wed., March 4, 2026
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social

Markwayne Mullin Knows The 'Smell Of War,' It Is Just Like A Drain With Poop In It! Markwayne Mullin is a plumber.

Markwayne Mullin Knows The 'Smell Of War,' It Is Just Like A Drain With Poop In It! www.wonkette.com/p/markwayne-...

Markwayne Mullin Knows The 'Smell Of War,' It Is Just Like A Drain With Poop In It! Markwayne Mullin is a plumber.

Markwayne Mullin Knows The 'Smell Of War,' It Is Just Like A Drain With Poop In It!
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com

Crazed American Fundamentalist Leaders Chant 'Death To Iran,' Launch Holy War Launching Armageddon to bring about the return of Christ is not subject to the War Powers Act.

Crazed American Fundamentalist Leaders Chant 'Death To Iran,' Launch Holy War
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

Weirdos Making Bank Betting On When America Will Kill People What level of dystopia is this?

Weirdos Making Bank Betting On When America Will Kill People
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By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social

Billary Tapes, Get Your Billary Tapes! So when are Trump, Melania, Lutnick, and RFK Jr. sitting down for the Committee?

Billary Tapes, Get Your Billary Tapes!
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By Marcie Jones @marciej.bsky.social

JD Vance's Fault! Tabs, Tues., March 3, 2026 Haha! Everybody laugh at JD Vance!

It's your Tuesday morning news roundup!

JD Vance's Fault! Tabs, Tues., March 3, 2026
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com

Is Trump Planning To Use War With Iran To Try To Steal The Midterms? We're not saying he's not!

Is Trump Planning To Use War With Iran To Try To Steal The Midterms?

We're not saying he's not!

By @marciej.bsky.social

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Bored Of Peace? Welcome To OPERATION EPIC FURY What now?

Bored Of Peace? Welcome To OPERATION EPIC FURY

What now?

By @marciej.bsky.social

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Fury, Epic.: Tabs, Mon., March 2, 2026 News and things to read, watch and listen to

Fury, Epic.: Tabs, Mon., March 2, 2026

News and things to read, watch and listen to

By @marciej.bsky.social

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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, 216 Tiger Soda! A very, very complex competition cocktail.

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, 216 Tiger Soda!
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By Hooper, Your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social