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Ian Ager, Huge Guts Era

@ianager

he/him, writer (#preWGA), comedy person, and EDH Heel. If you see me on here tell me I should be writing.

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An evil is rising, but if everybody just gets one (1) woman into commander we can banish the catgirl forever

23.02.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve wanted to put a hole through Purphoros lol

18.02.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hello POLICE??!

17.02.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good game for The Scorpion God tonight

13.02.2026 06:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The drone shots are great but every athlete sounds like they’re fleeing the NazgΓ»l

13.02.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Using the B’s goal horn for 3rd downs in this Super Bowl is giving me empathy for the Leafs lmao

09.02.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m sorry but turning Keldon Firebombers into ramp is my new kink

07.02.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wait, it does what?

07.02.2026 06:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This card gets laughed out of any pod that plays cards printed after 2020

07.02.2026 06:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because a plurality of my playgroups have little or no impulse control and it baits out removal

06.02.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gideon: Creed

Basri Ket: P.O.D.

Ajani: Switchfoot

05.02.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

B’s lemon yellow jerseys are officially cursed and they should hold a Viking funeral for them in the frozen Boston harbor.

(It *was* pretty cool to see Florida get called for penalties like their opponents for two periods of hockey)

05.02.2026 07:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So much about commander these days seems to be about how to have more consistent experiences, but the more I play, the more I realize inconsistency is a feature of commander, not a bug.

05.02.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 219 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 4

I’m gonna be fucking insufferable for the next two weeks lmao

Drake β€œDrake Fucking Maye” Fucking Maye

25.01.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Minneapolis Is in Mourning. It's Also Very, Very Pissed Off In the hours after an ICE officer shot and killed Rennee Nicole Good, the city came together β€”Β and found a difficult balance of grief and rage.

Minneapolis Is in Mourning. It’s Also Very, Very Pissed Off

In the hours after an ICE officer shot and killed Renee Nicole Good, the city came together β€” and found a difficult balance of grief and rage.

12.01.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 475 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 6
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Minneapolis Is in Mourning. It's Also Very, Very Pissed Off In the hours after an ICE officer shot and killed Rennee Nicole Good, the city came together β€”Β and found a difficult balance of grief and rage.

Last week, I drove to Minneapolis to spend a few days reporting on the aftermath of Renee Nicole Good's murder for Rolling Stone. What I saw was a city forced to grieve a horrible loss while simultaneously strategizing to protect itself from the ICE reinforcements to come.

Full Story Here:

12.01.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 150 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I forgot they do Rose Bowl stuff today lmao

02.01.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey uhhhhh why is there a B2 bomber doing donuts over the San Fernando Valley

01.01.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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So @gamefullyun.bsky.social ’s podcast β€œFox Mulder Is A Maniac” inspired me to write this. It took me 5 minutes but it’d take a huge emotional toll to read if you were Skinner

29.12.2025 20:52 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
LEAVE MY DAMB CREATURES ALONE!!!!! IM OVER HERE TRYEN TO PLAY NORMAL SHIT AND YOUR DOIN SOME SHIT CALLED TREASURE TOKEN AND "SACK" LEAVE MY DAMB CREATURES ALONE,,,, AND DA TEXT " I WILL NEVER PLAY CEDH I NEED MORE TURNS TO PLAY MY CARDS, I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO ALL THE COMBOS, LEAVE MY CREATURES ALONE, STOP, LEAVE THEM ALONE!!! REAL MAGIC DECK'S ARE BRACKET 3 OR LESS " - LEGALIZE CHAOS ORB OR AT LEAST LET ME THROW SOMETHING ELSE ON THE TABLE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LEAVE MY DAMB CREATURES ALONE!!!!! IM OVER HERE TRYEN TO PLAY NORMAL SHIT AND YOUR DOIN SOME SHIT CALLED TREASURE TOKEN AND "SACK" LEAVE MY DAMB CREATURES ALONE,,,, AND DA TEXT " I WILL NEVER PLAY CEDH I NEED MORE TURNS TO PLAY MY CARDS, I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO ALL THE COMBOS, LEAVE MY CREATURES ALONE, STOP, LEAVE THEM ALONE!!! REAL MAGIC DECK'S ARE BRACKET 3 OR LESS " - LEGALIZE CHAOS ORB OR AT LEAST LET ME THROW SOMETHING ELSE ON THE TABLE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NO COMBO'S NO BULL SHIT I ONLY PLAY REAL MAGIC CARD'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

28.12.2025 20:18 πŸ‘ 499 πŸ” 182 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 36

I leave the charging cable for my wearable on my nightstand every year when we travel for the holidays and it’s the best Christmas gift I get myself.

20.12.2025 19:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are people trying to break firebending with it? 🧠

20.12.2025 02:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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God I missed New England Costco

19.12.2025 18:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Truly a shame to jack you off the project so quickly

16.12.2025 17:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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# Christmas carol lyrics that go hard when you paste them over a picture of Stacker Pentecost

12.12.2025 20:01 πŸ‘ 632 πŸ” 182 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 14
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A Boros deck played T1 Mass Hysteria into me tonight and I laughed in his fucking face

12.12.2025 08:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hmmmmmm

09.12.2025 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*Taps sign*

09.12.2025 19:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Area Denial Weapons dot com

09.12.2025 18:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0