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Nothing X or Meta. Floridian, Secularist, Egalitarian, music & political junky, social liberal, fiscal pragmatist, ESO gamer, and socially isolated (IRL). πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Most importantly, CatDad πŸ˜»πŸ’™ thekittehdiaries.bsky https://zazzle.com/nosacredcow

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And you must surrender your firstborn male child...

06.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok second favorite line in the same show.

'I'm vegan right now but also not really...'

06.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Favorite line in a TV show.
'I drove to Westchester for nothing?'

06.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

The Hite report was everywhere

06.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hmmmm...πŸ€”

06.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump finally saw a hi-def pic of Krusty Gnome?

06.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Putin needs an open window

06.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait... Krusty Gnome got fired mid speech?

Srsly?

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06.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MIGA? WTF?

06.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Repete Kegstand should be next after Krusty Gnome.

06.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pete Townshend Takes The Colbert Questionert
Pete Townshend Takes The Colbert Questionert YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Whatever your opinion on Pete. This interview is hysterical. And Colbert trying to contain his own laughter? Priceless. Hey Olbermann? Stop being a πŸ† over some perceived slight

youtu.be/qU07-6AMUpk?...

06.03.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Live Updates: U.S. Employers Cut Jobs in Weaker Than Expected Report

Yeah nobody saw that comin...

www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...

06.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is well past time to send Putin out a window.

06.03.2026 12:13 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Found them.
Under the freaking couch.

Damn you JV.

06.03.2026 12:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Srsly?

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06.03.2026 12:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep.
Now check your grocery receipt πŸ˜‰

06.03.2026 11:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Slurs Filled a Chat Created by a Republican Party Official in Florida

Antisemitism is all πŸ‚πŸ’©.

The dominionists want armageddon and the libertarians just want profits...

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

06.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Mychal Threets - Spreading Love for Libraries with β€œI’m So Happy You’re Here” | The Daily Show
Mychal Threets - Spreading Love for Libraries with β€œI’m So Happy You’re Here” | The Daily Show YouTube video by The Daily Show

I don't know why anyone gets books from Amazon when your wait time from the library can be delicious.

youtu.be/WB9NhelxOAs?...

06.03.2026 11:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Butt I wuzzent dunn sayin Krusty Gnome

06.03.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

damn i lost my glasses. checked every room. quizzed the cats...

06.03.2026 11:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He believes his white nationalist tattoo

06.03.2026 07:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Krusty Gnome takes a final lap...

05.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok

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05.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aways republican

05.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

One piece of lead

05.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can Andrew Tate meet his just dessert in the desert of Dubai?

Enquiring minds are schadenfreude

05.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Meal team 6

05.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
CONAN O’BRIEN on Finding His Calling, Surviving Career Setbacks & Hosting the Oscars | IMO
CONAN O’BRIEN on Finding His Calling, Surviving Career Setbacks & Hosting the Oscars | IMO YouTube video by Michelle Obama

Boom!

There is a dig in here...πŸ˜‚

youtu.be/AqUHatIa7s8?...

04.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Administration Live Updates: Bondi is Subpoenaed to Testify About Handling of Epstein Case

Refer her to the bar and throw her in a cell...

Trump Administration Live Updates: Bondi is Subpoenaed to Testify About Handling of Epstein Case www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...

04.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I missed the Chip Roy news.
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04.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0