ev as in evelyn

i get it, good to hear you’re honouring that

fuck that risk hypocrisy! life is short!

often times i open my mouth expecting multifaceted hyper dimensional iridescent dream fabric and am disappointed when i hear it's just english

if you are curious what specifically i am looking for, here is my twitter thread from when i started hunting

https://twitter.com/evelynharlow_/status/1529165757778731012?s=20

i have looked through many more images since writing these thoughts down

this is a dm to the artists on bluesky:

hi, i’m ev, i have been searching for depictions of DMT entities that strike a chord with me

if you or someone you know makes this kind of thing, please link me!

guys i know the collective’s fetish for marriage serves an important function but i am simply coping with uncertainty by projecting a fantasy devised by my seven year old Disney-poisoned amygdala onto an unsuspecting victim

i’m so going to delete this

don’t enable me Ben

oh cool, hey ev

you got this

job hunt. cold email people offering your services. hustle is a spiritual practice my dude

hi i think we have the same name
mine is chosen
how do you do

what was the *best* part of it?

the sexual tension between me and my potential employer

the email is coming the posting is ongoing

i want to do a bunch of stuff but i’m waiting for an important email and all i have the capacity to do is refresh my inbox

:(

Jack London: early shitposter.

never understood this either. i would rather eat instant oats and canned soup if that is what it took to avoid driving on a highway five days a week

can the artists who portray women with mediocre facial structure pretty please come out of hiding

my months of trudge work are proving their worth and there is much to celebrate [soon]

what you think are problems that need solving are actually just spaces you are travelling through

these are so nice to look at

i want this in gif format

that’s going to be a problem

want this for you (also want this so i can steal your van and travel the rest of scotland)

i don’t see how it couldn’t

oh yes

if this was a Rorscach test, what would your question say about you?