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Ask Jeeves about the Lycos dog!

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Expats are annoying I agree.

04.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

White people aren’t immigrants have you heard

04.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Somehow this Johnny V’s fault.

03.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's just his face dog

01.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not enough hole spreading

28.02.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎢 Turd, Turd, here comes the Turd 🎢

28.02.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Could be one of those things that looks weird as hell in a still but fine in motion.

27.02.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

First video game adaption?

27.02.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So… nothing?

26.02.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ALAB All Star, Neal Katyal

23.02.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a fan of box I’m down.

20.02.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The music goes hard and it’s fantastic but I can’t have more than one extraction shooter in my life sorry Marathon

19.02.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very glad to see Down Periscope on the card.

19.02.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You made the cat out on the rain boots

15.02.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My vote is to keep insulting the hogs (because they deserve it)

14.02.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rod should just embrace sissification and be done with it

13.02.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.02.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tiny Boop Squig Shorterly

12.02.2026 05:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not only is the image on the right trying to fuck my wife but the alt text is too

11.02.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Lazy writing. Stopping after 88 years is far too on the nose.

11.02.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let us know when it happens (it won’t)

11.02.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I’d rather just not get it at that point. Or sell kids oregano or something.

11.02.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.02.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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God Hester was unbelievable.

11.02.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Blizzards output for the 90s still holds up.

11.02.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Who can blame you? That shit went hard.

11.02.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So Liam appearing on a Super Bowl halftime show would’ve fixed… what?

10.02.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ted Lasso ruined a good song.

10.02.2026 06:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t bring the nookie into this. You can stick up your - yeah (you know)

10.02.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It stands for Nice Polite Republicans for a reason

10.02.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0