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Sports guy. Likes golf. Radio: PM Team on 93.7 The Fan in Pittsburgh. https://www.audacy.com/podcast/the-pm-team-wponi-mueller-d7019 TV: KDKA and KDKA+ Consider subscribing to Nine Straight Threes: https://open.substack.com/pub/ninestraightthrees

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07.03.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

International
Sedan
Stealers
Association

07.03.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Steelers should have traded Watt two years ago, something that bold, forward thinkers (who look suspiciously like me) were saying at the time.

07.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1
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BREAKING: The Baltimore Ravens are finalizing a trade to acquire 5-time Pro Bowl pass rusher Maxx Crosby from the Las Vegas Raiders for two first-round picks, sources tell The Athletic.

07.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 167 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 66

Just texted you

07.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll send you the recipe. If you have a food scale it is a breeze.

07.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The holes at the bottom are hot dog bun stand-ins.

07.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

New Penguin Elmer Soderblom is a real glue guy.

06.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Unfortunately, β€œYo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

06.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 9525 πŸ” 2160 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 34
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We got bread incoming yet again. It’s a Bread Friday folks.

06.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

What a power move by Bryan Rust.

06.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*METAPHORICALLY* Switzerland, to be clear.

05.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think we know that Neutron Mail would be Switzerland here

05.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Farewell, Jonnu, we hardly knew ye.

05.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mike Tomlin doesn't coach the Steelers anymore.

04.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Steelers should grow a god damned spine, organizationally, and tell Rodgers to pound salt. At best he's around the 22nd-best QB in the league at this juncture. Move on! Stop hanging on to these dead-end dreams.

04.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 466 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 4

*Taps sign*

04.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile, intelligence reports suggest that the first-ever combo Waffle House and Popeye's is only months away from developing a nuclear weapon

04.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

What will Aaron Rodgers say on Pat McAfee in five minutes? Probably nothing actually substantive, but just enough to keep people talking about him!

04.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Probably stating the obvious, but moving forward, deals like this are going to be much more significant than inking a recruiting class with lots of four- and five-star recruits.

04.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent move by NBC. Benetti rocks.

04.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Robert Morris looking to go back-to-back as Horizon League champs, and they start tonight. Hottest team in the league coming in, with a pair of wins over the only team ahead of them in the standings.

04.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is sacrilege, perhaps, but I hate the Bruins a lot more than I hate the Flyers.

04.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Three of the top 4 Pens in terms of drawing penalties leading to power plays this season are bottom 6 forwards (Kindel, Dewer, Sid, Lizotte). That’s never been the case in the past 18 seasons. That says something about balancing TOI and effectiveness of those lines.

03.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, it was intentional.

03.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's an interesting slice of our listener base, to say the least.

03.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#Pitt women's basketball head coach Tory Verdi has been fired, according to Talia Goodman of On3

Story coming shortly

03.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 5