Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead

Knowing Gwen Stefani...

Special forces missions into Iran always work out

Back in 05 a Master Guns wandered over to tell us that we were actually turning Iraq into a glorious "roach motel" that would be the Forever Battlefield to kill guys forever and everyone was like "WHAT THE FUCK"

WHERE'S COLMES? IS HE OK? IS HE ALRIGHT?!

You can just say you hate Twitter and think its bad to post there because of its entire deal, socially and morally, you don't need to also come up with this kind of self aggrandizing shit because you don't remember that people love to go hunting for shit from places they don't care for.

A friend of mine (just offscreen) told me that actually, the reason is everyone is jealous of how smart and virtuous we all are, and I have run the numbers and determined this to be the most logical conclusion.

Lmao, this is Mike Wong Thought

Even odds are China would want us to put them back because doing nothing gets them better results

The pilot episode involves the worlds #1 and #2 assassins in a case that starts with a stolen humidifier

Show had the most developed and well conceptualized perp of the week like a Chinese pharmaceutical company that has a peak John Woo style hitman as a QA, the pimp that is overleveraged because of the recession, the autistic NEET assassin, etc.

The show had high level assassins every other week lol

Columbo is the obvious one, but going to go with the show that's a complaint about how boring most modern TV Copaganda is:

Opinion pages are holy, blameless creatures that just do what they want with no input or direction

Trapped outside with up to five (?!) of your friends with them begging you to open it up as a storm approaches

The fact its designed for a padlock creates a lot of darkly comic scenarios for both ingress and egress.

Them converting the hate speech tag into a general "rude" one was really telling.

Any time that we start talking up a new conflict I go back to discussion board posts from 2003 to see how fucking stupid everyone was and its always the same shit now.

Cyprus getting hit right after Starmer agreed to help the US reminds me of a stunt Hezbollah pulled off back in 06 thanks in part to the fact that outside of its airforce, the IDF is pants shittingly incompetent.

Miss him a lot but I just remember him doing this whenever I see them reused this Sherlock Holmes bit in adaptation.

Sherlock Holmes: Obviously all the scratches around the keyhole indicate the owner is a drunk.
My extremely blind dad who refuses to admit he can't see shit trying to find the keyhole with his key for five minutes: Listen here you son of a bitch.

Ethan driving my dad's old Chevy Tracker where you had to reach into the door frame to open the door.

Reading old threads where people are like "I think maybe 500 Iraqi civilians will die total in this war" and people are angrily piling in like "HOW DARE YOU SAY IT WILL BE THAT HIGH YOU SON OF A BITCH"

I've been reading old forum posts where people make ridiculously optimistic predictions for Iraq and get attacked by people for being defeatists lol

Him and Shapiro are the most astroturfed dudes in existence.

Jesus lol

If it went a bazillion miles per hour and you could take the track off this would be the average J Walter Christie design before the Soviets took the underlying thing they were sold and made a real vehicle out of it

Guy who reads Lord of the Rings at 40 coded.

Fuck yeah Wildsea, I love it so much

Well, it makes me happy