Middo

Switch 2? Yeah, I'll Switch 2 a different fuckin console

Me: This edible ain't shit
Me, 3 hours later: Holland Oats

The Internet is a magical place and you cannot convince me otherwise

Hate when that happens

Accidentally stayed up till 2am watching Godzilla vs. Megalon.

I swear to Christ, if I see another Live action remake of something animated I'm going to start eating glass as a hobby

More like Gone-dyr

Elric by Frank Brunner from Heavy Metal Feb 1979

How incredibly boring was The Truman Show at first air? Like people would be flipping through the channels and then oh it's the live baby channel a stupid baby sits there 24/7. Like sure it probably got better but how did they survive the first month let alone first two seasons

Dalek beauticians be like "EX-FO-LI-ATE"

The 3 Stooges start an Onlyfans but it's just Curly collecting all the AC units in the house and taking pictures of them with mood lighting

I remain convinced that those types of games kept Newgrounds alive for a full decade

I grew up on these streets

It's the background noise that's killing me. That's a man who's heard the call of the wild. We should all be so lucky

it would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again

Introduce yourself with four video games

STICKERS REEEEEEEE

Hey bbygurl, are you the first Incan Emperor? Cos u a real Pachacutie

The dancing chicken carcasses were how I lost the sparkle in my eyes at the ripe age of 4.

Hellion "Undertaker's Best Mate" Cait, depopulating the Frontier one misclick at a time

MIDDO'S LIST OF GOOD SHIT AND WHATNOT:

🧶Katamari
🦖Godzilla
🎮PS1 and 2
🔪80's horror
✒️Ink Drawing
☁️Dark Cloud
🤘Metal (Iron Maiden Fan #1 1v1 me on Tekken)
🎴Yu-Gi-Oh!
💩YouTube Poops
🦕Dinosauruses
🎩Team Fortress 2

Luv me mutuals, 'ate GenAI, luv the AI wot gets used in medicine innit, simple as x

Joke's on you I'm into the eldritch

this is beyond amazing news

I've found it really easy to migrate from Twitter to this because I kept forgetting I had a Twitter and now that it's being steadily run into the ground I think I'll keep forgetting I had a Twitter

Fucked if I know what I'm meant to do on this though lmao

Huge work, thank you <3

Forever mad that "Archie" is short for "Archibald", if I had my way it'd be short for "Archmage" just so that there's a chance they'd grow up and be able to cast fireballs and such

BARYONYX SUPREMACY