MuppetCryptid

Security personnel,

I have imbibed an Earth weed and it is having an effect. I need to know who is conspiring against me. Report.

Worf

One of my favorite species in Doctor Who are the Ood. One of my favorite companions is Donna. Both the Ood and Donna in an episode? Fantastic!

Part of me is hoping it will somehow help my migraine because Excedrin isn't doing a damn thing.

Who orders ice cream when the temp is in the 20s (Fahrenheit) and there are wind gusts up to 50mph? This queerdo, that's who.

I'm pleasantly surprised! On the most recent episode of Law & Order: SVU a character says she's asexual! And get this...no one argues with her about it or makes fun of her!

My cat hates when I watch sports on TV, I'm far too animated for her liking. (Go Toronto!)

The inaccuracies with captions made by AI are so fucking annoying. Thankfully, I can usually guess what was actually said when stuff doesn't fit correctly but damn.

My cat has been completely attached to me all day and night. While I love it, it also keeps me from getting up because I hate to disturb her. But damn she's adorable.

I just randomly stumbled onto the movie, The Devil's Rain. I instantly recognized Ernest Borgnine and William Shatner within 2 seconds and just a little bit later Tom Skerritt was on! John Travolta is apparently in it as well.

🙏 💚

I think I should do an experiment of sorts. It seems that CVS is more expensive than Walgreens for at least some of my purchases. I need to make a list of things I frequently buy and do a price comparison. We'll see if I have that kind of energy any time soon though.

I need to start coming on here more often.

If it helps...I'm older

The new season starts in a few hours so I'm refreshing my memory

I'm rewatching Star Trek: Strange New Worlds and I just have to say, I adore Carol Kane.

Well it only took 17.5 years since moving here but today I finally got to see The Dropkick Murphys! It was a fun (but painful) day!

psychiatrist: money can’t buy happiness

me: they buy the antidepressants you prescribe me so that’s not really true

Do other flavors of Newtons still exist (the cookie)? I only ever see fig now.

I needed this today

Whoever did the captioning for Boarders on Tubi:
a) is obviously not British
b) didn't actually watch the show at all

Words are wildly incorrect, names are wrong, and some words seem to be a misunderstanding of British accents.

Yeah, I know it's probably just an American AI program...

Obviously I know they probably just used an American AI program.

Beaker in The Scream by Edvard Munch.

the muppets in famous works of art: thread

Oscar the Grouch in fatboy slim’s weapon of choice music video.

muppetized music videos: thread

Here's another @riotgrlerin.bsky.social Muppet post to make your day/night better.

Some more realizations from @riotgrlerin.bsky.social

Amazing, illuminating, shocking. Another brilliant thread by @riotgrlerin.bsky.social

Yours seem fine to me