What she said….
Find somebody else. You’ve got time.
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What she said….
Find somebody else. You’ve got time.
I’m watching Tron:Ares…..and I like it.
Trump winning an election
Today, I discovered there’s a $1,600 Garmin running watch and this is how I know I have, once again, picked an expensive hobby.
My therapist will not like this (he accused me of “spending money to escape/feel something”)
That said, I have my next 5K in April.
Biking!
And (now) running 😭
“They all can’t be gay”
Words to live by.
Not a seafood person?
If I see you use sardines straight out the can, you don’t clean the innards, you might as well tell me you let the water run down your legs when you shower.
You’re nasty and don’t know how to cook.
I said what I said.
If I fucked my face up this bad, I’d be hateful too!
A lot of us don’t know how shitty we are as humans cos our partners don’t provide detailed reasons why they leave/break up/ghost.
That’s why you think you’re a good person.
Sometimes you’re not and, more than therapy, you might need an exorcism yourself.
One of those times when bullying fucks up the spot for everyone.
The what belt?
The Who fluid?
🥴😂😭😂😂😂
You have to explain the science here (for research).
Are you timing the haircut to coincide with her ovulation or with the actual period?
Slim windows here.
Predator: Badlands might already be my favorite movie in the franchise and I’m only halfway through.
Whoever wrote this monkey-alien character into a script designed to humanize Yautjas is fucking brilliant.
It’s Downtown. Around Marietta street
The 5K is tomorrow.
Pray for me 😢
We’ve gone from “AI will take all your jobs” to “AI will kill all of you”.
Good job to all parties involved.
If he’s breathing he’s lying…..
Every technical team working on AI products fights this same fight with their stakeholders.
They all want shiny, fully autonomous, AI whatsits. All of them.
Whether it’s a coaching tool, therapy tool, or apparently a fucking war machine.
They all just want humans out of the loop entirely.
re: hockey, Muhammad Ali, one of the greatest boxers ever to live, gave up three years in the prime of his life — years in which his fighting would have been at peak; actual money incalculable — rather than fight in an unjust war, so noping out on grandpa’s burger bash should be an easy choice
Imagine giving up your soul and making yourself hated by everyone, just for McDonalds kids meals and Taco Bell burritos
I bet you it’s the November vs December Sagittarius issue.
It’s always those December Sags.
Fucking weirdos.
Decided on my summer sidequest.
I’m doing Hyrox in NY (I considered a doing it in an European city but “in this economy”)
Note: I’m also the same person who has a 5K in 7days and is yet to complete a single 3mile run😢🥴😭
Pray for me!
PlayStation forever!
No more decorum in this world.
Dude! Thats my 🥩, not yours! TF!?! 😭😰😭
All of you having sex tonight, I hope you get a nice package in 9 - 10 months.
A bundle of joy, so to speak.
Yes! I’m hating.
My daughter just saw Aldis Hodge on TV and shouted “Daddy! He looks like you!”
No one can tell me nothing anymore.
I’m about to be insufferable.
What I Learnt Today
Christian Louboutin makes men’s Chelsea boots.
They’re $1,400 a pair.
Use that information as you deem appropriate
